Last Kiss by John Lustig for April 17, 2024

And what are the chances of him surviving again?

There is no chance it would be accidently.

He wouldn’t eat the mushroom? (old joke)

True, she will need to add a fourth factor to make the scenario successful.

Not going to the Grand Canyon with this Spastic.

She’s a real charmer.

Third time’s a charm, eh?

Is she talking to the Coyote? (a la Coyote and Road Runner).

The chances are the same as him ̶b̶e̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶r̶i̶p̶p̶e̶d̶ falling down stairs and being buried on a golf course.

That depends, is her darling Charlie Brown?

find another girl…

True. One must inject a little variety into one’s relationship. For example poison, cutting brake lines, and causing an avalanche is always a tension breaker.

They call her “Accident L. Lee,” the rich Widow of East Dundee.

See today’s Andertoons for a discussion on the Oxford comma.

There’s something about signing a million dollar life insurance policy on the wedding day that started the marriage off on the wrong foot !

Is she dating Wiley Coyote?

In the movie Mystery Men, The Bowler describes how her father died. “He fell down an elevator shaft, onto some bullets.”

I love a mean cruel woman!

reminds me of that song “You don’t love me anymore” by that great American singer/ songwriter, Weird Al Yankovic :-D

She’s to die for.

Luckily I’m not rich enough for her to waste time on me.

Ah her favourite colour be Giallo!

Ha! Plus it’s the third date, you could get lucky.

Such a clutz, silly me!!

Well, they do say the third time is the charm after all…

♫ Oops, I did it again! ♫ ♫

“By the way, did you ever get that radio controller I bought you installed in your motorized wheelchair?”

well, if you really try…

It does not speak well of her talents when she had to do it over and over. But at least she knows she needs more practice.

Tone it down a little bit, Trixie. He’s not that bright, but even he’s starting to get suspicious.

The only sensible response is: There’s no chance what so ever of it happening, since I just left town, am leaving the continent, I’m changing my name and I’ve donated all my fortune anonymously to several to several good charities…