Last Kiss by John Lustig for November 18, 2024

I can’t tell if I’m weak and dizzy because of lack of food, or from staring at Power Girl. Come to think of it, those aren’t mutually exclusive.

I don’t do any of those things, but I have been reading around 100 GoComics every day for more than a decade.

A: No, but I would agree with your mother about the “strange visitor” part. B: Yes, and I blame punk for killing off glam-rock in the late 70’s. C: No, because we don’t have a comic book store in my town. D: No, I have never had a subscription to the newspaper, I have always taken them out of the neighbors recycling box when the put it out for pick up. E: Yes, but I don’t want to talk about it, I’m already being investigated by Family Services!

D.

What if it’s “All of the above”?

It keep me out of bars and pool rooms and chasing girls.

Comics are my only way to escape reality. It’s a safe heaven.

How about this? You’re a real fan if you buy two of every comic book issued; one for reading right now, and the other to save in mint condition for the future, to sell if you need money then.

F. You flunked ‘Human Anatomy’ class, because you relied on the comic strip portrayals of male and female musculature and bone structure.

G: You read all of the comics. Even the ones that think they’re funny, but they’re not.

F. “Dress in women’s clothing and hang around in bars?”

Uuuh… Just how extra busty are we talking about?