The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for October 23, 2024

Got that right!

Ⅰ enjoy pizza too, but don’t find it amusing

That’s why pizza and other fattening goodies are called “comfort foods”.

He must eat a LOT of pizza!

Being fun has nothing to do with it. We eat pizza because it’s delicious and we love it. That’s enough.

Or Ice Cream, potato chips, fried chicken etc….

Thin-crust pizza DOES, AFTER ALL, have “thin” in the name. Have it with a cottage-cheese topping … and it’s practically a diet food. :/

But if it’s thin crust pizza, then you are what you eat, right?

The problem was the parents that said you had to finish everything on the plate when they filled the plate. This should only work when the child fills the plate.

Husband eats his share of hot pizza all at once, while I save some for cold breakfast pizza. Then he wonders why he doesn’t get pizza for breakfast.

My daughter likes cold leftover pizza for breakfast. I told her if you’re going to go that far, might as well just make a pizza omelette! Then I thought, Hmmm, a little pizza sauce, (spaghetti sauce with added garlic salt works too), some Italian sausage, pizza sticks…, why NOT make a pizza omelette? And it’s delicious!

Eating junk food is fun. So is getting drunk. So is snorting coke and smoking opium. Robbing banks probably gives you a big rush too. But they all have some negative repercussions. Maybe some self-control and putting others first can give you a feeling of happiness without the negative side-effects.

To quote Gabriel Iglesias: “I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.”

Well you’ve sure hit the nail on the head.

The solution is to find a method of burning the calories off that is also fun.

How would you know, Leroy?

The temporary pleasure of the taste is one thing but as it rips through my digestive system sending it, my body, into a kind of shock as my head spins and my body spasms from the pain.. FUN!

“Nothing tastes as good as thin feels” – Long covid sufferers only

New York style thin crust and the more topping the merrier.

Well if you have to give up something being thin is a choice.

…As long as Loretta didn’t bake the pizza.

Misplaced plugger comic.

Leroy’s not wrong…

I think Leroy is making fun of Loretta’s cooking

As Sheldon Cooper once said, always fun to enjoy “a circle made of triangles served in a square box”.