Now that’s a wake up call.
I had an Uncle who would have punished the elf. He could not abide tattletales.
Snitches get stitches…
Snitch in the ditch?
and I’m sending a copy of this report to the National Inquirer.
weasel on the shelf is more like it
…but don’t worry. They’re not your kids.
Fink by the sink
If Timmy is getting into trouble, where is Lassie?
Our Elf on the Shelf fell down in the middle of the night and was mistaken for a cat or dog toy. Or both.
Parents will be happy to be informed of that.
“. . . while touching himself. But you already knew all about that.”
NARC!
allen@home almost 5 years ago
Now that’s a wake up call.
Ontman almost 5 years ago
I had an Uncle who would have punished the elf. He could not abide tattletales.
J Quest almost 5 years ago
Snitches get stitches…
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Snitch in the ditch?
The Reader Premium Member almost 5 years ago
and I’m sending a copy of this report to the National Inquirer.
bxclent Premium Member almost 5 years ago
weasel on the shelf is more like it
patiodragon almost 5 years ago
…but don’t worry. They’re not your kids.
Khatkhattu Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Fink by the sink
Indianapolis Smith almost 5 years ago
If Timmy is getting into trouble, where is Lassie?
Teto85 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Our Elf on the Shelf fell down in the middle of the night and was mistaken for a cat or dog toy. Or both.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 5 years ago
Parents will be happy to be informed of that.
AndrewSihler almost 5 years ago
“. . . while touching himself. But you already knew all about that.”
AMBER1 almost 5 years ago
NARC!