Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for February 08, 2021

No . . . . I don’t want one of those !

I’m retired, don’t need one.

Actually, I think there’s a market for that!!

Prior to my retirement, I truly needed one of these!

He’s one of the best, always liked his movies.

This is a reference to his faux children’s book, “Go the *$&!# to sleep!”

Haven’t been woken like that since Boot Camp !

I’m tired of all the mothereffin’ snakes on this mothereffin’ bed!

This one is really good! I was reading, going thru Jokes That Will Send Me Straight Hell last night and it is really funny. Glad I bought it.

What’s in your wallet, uh bedroom?

Thought for a minute it was the Maxine Waters clock.

Sister Mary Elephant was a loud enough wake-up call for me.