My mom had Multiple Sclerosis, and died at 54 — same age as her mother, but Grandma’s was Cancer. My dad lived into his 70s. He had Parkinsons. I’ve already outlived them all. Parkinsclerosis isn’t going to get me!
Maybe you’ll get terminal cancer before any degenerative disease can blight your brain. Or a stroke. There are so many fun possibilities for us. By comparison, lethal injection or the electric chair sounds much better. Relatively quick way to go. No lingering misery or loss of self. A four-minute-long demise is nothing!
Zykoic 20 days ago
That’s funny!
Imagine 20 days ago
Or Al’s sons.
Imagine 20 days ago
And don’t shave the whales too closely.
cdward 20 days ago
That’s actually my story, too.
Brass Orchid Premium Member 20 days ago
It was never a problem when the average lifespan was thirty-five years.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 20 days ago
I was adopted so it’s better not to know.
steveconkey2003 20 days ago
My last name is Schmitt…Same here, but I also had chicken pox…So I may get Parkinschingleheimer’s
rockyridge1977 20 days ago
……sounds German?
Linguist 20 days ago
One way or the other, if we live long enough, we’ll get “Old Timers” disease.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 20 days ago
@DanCollins – I hope not!
katw 20 days ago
I hope not, my dad, like yours, had Parkinsons before he died, no family should have to go through that.
Pharmakeus Ubik 20 days ago
Isn’t that a brand of slip-on shoes?
AndrewSihler 20 days ago
I sure hope not. Nasty diseases.
maureenmck Premium Member 20 days ago
My mom had Multiple Sclerosis, and died at 54 — same age as her mother, but Grandma’s was Cancer. My dad lived into his 70s. He had Parkinsons. I’ve already outlived them all. Parkinsclerosis isn’t going to get me!
crazeekatlady 20 days ago
My mom had cancer, dad strokes. I’ll croak.
gopher gofer 20 days ago
i reckon that wisenheimer’s will get me eventually…
MissyTiger 20 days ago
I shouldn’t be surprised you’re using humor to work through grief :D I hope you’re doing better.
Aimless Melissa 10 days ago
Maybe you’ll get terminal cancer before any degenerative disease can blight your brain. Or a stroke. There are so many fun possibilities for us. By comparison, lethal injection or the electric chair sounds much better. Relatively quick way to go. No lingering misery or loss of self. A four-minute-long demise is nothing!