Do they sell those old Simile Face buttons?
This is the guy who ran the thesaurus kiosk in the mall.
As similar as two pees in the pot, or, no two peats in a bog, uh … I know it’s there somewhere.
Mile, smile, simile.
The pronunciation makes no sense.
It’s all just a facade.
I need a simile store like I need another hole in my head.
Q: Why did that odd person always like to use similes? A: He never met-a-phor.
Looks like they found their customer base.
That guy needs to rush right in and buy a simile or five.
Simile, Shmimile!
He has a way with words and the words just got away with him.
There is no comparison to the antonym store in my town.
Metaphorically speaking…
A likely story.
“Captain, it’s like nothing I’ve ever seen before!”
Actually he nailed it with “It’s like
Good one, Mr. B.! Could the Metaphor Mart be right around the corner? “The Metaphor Mart was a blot on the neighborhood.”
A word please.
So this store sells a lot of knock-offs?
The joke fell flat, comparatively speaking.
November 25, 2017
tudza Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Do they sell those old Simile Face buttons?
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 3 years ago
This is the guy who ran the thesaurus kiosk in the mall.
Ratkin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
As similar as two pees in the pot, or, no two peats in a bog, uh … I know it’s there somewhere.
Imagine almost 3 years ago
Mile, smile, simile.
The pronunciation makes no sense.
Imagine almost 3 years ago
It’s all just a facade.
Jeff0811 almost 3 years ago
I need a simile store like I need another hole in my head.
Doug K almost 3 years ago
Q: Why did that odd person always like to use similes? A: He never met-a-phor.
The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Looks like they found their customer base.
sappha58 almost 3 years ago
That guy needs to rush right in and buy a simile or five.
backyardcowboy almost 3 years ago
Simile, Shmimile!
dflak almost 3 years ago
He has a way with words and the words just got away with him.
garcoa almost 3 years ago
There is no comparison to the antonym store in my town.
ears2u812 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Metaphorically speaking…
txq almost 3 years ago
A likely story.
The Brooklyn Accent almost 3 years ago
“Captain, it’s like nothing I’ve ever seen before!”
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Actually he nailed it with “It’s like
Mayor Snorkum almost 3 years ago
Good one, Mr. B.! Could the Metaphor Mart be right around the corner? “The Metaphor Mart was a blot on the neighborhood.”
Lablubber almost 3 years ago
A word please.
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
So this store sells a lot of knock-offs?
MissyTiger almost 3 years ago
The joke fell flat, comparatively speaking.