Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 16, 2022

You’re very humerus.

Well, it IS a gay bar…

I wonder if the bone on the left “wishes” he wasn’t there.

Yeah, he’s got some general silliness, but there’s no real meat to his act.

A real rib-tickler.

At least he’s on the straight and marrow!

Oh oh, who let the dogs out?

Still … Not everyone thinks he’s funny.

Sometimes it all depends how things hit you (or how you hit it).

My dog takes him very seriously.

But to get his monologue properly rolling, he had to wack himself against several hard surfaces.

he then proved what a pain he really is —some real nerve

You should have seen him when he was just a cochlear implant…

Apparently he struck a nerve, there.

He’s hit the big time and will never have to do warm-up for Pelvis Resley again.

He’s no schtick in the mud.

He is, by far, the funniest bone comedian within a 5-mile radius.

Mildly humerus. My bones took a more classical approach to entertainment. I can still recall the first time I heard “Tibia, or not tibia”, Hambonelet’s famous soliloquy. Then I learned to play the clavicle. I was offered a bit part in the movie, “Thoracic Park”, but I told a little fibula. I told them I was afraid of dinosaurs, having once been frightened by a fossil. Nice people, but then I never metacarpal I didn’t like. . .

No one’s pointed out the “funny bone” isn’t a bone at all yet, it seems…

he was meant to do standup – he could feel it in his bone…