Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 29, 2022

Attachment issues.

He’s got a “stick to it” attitude.

Sounds like a new way to describe “needy”!!!

Freaky not funny.

Looks like she’s stuck with him.

If he would stop playing around with the Crazy Glue, he wouldn’t have that problem.

Ellen: “I have a confession to make too. I have issues with actual physical contact. That’s not my real hand you’re stuck to. It’s a fake.”

Fear of abandonment.

He’s stuck on her.

Cyanoacrylate is the glue that bonds a relationship.

Ellen: “I have an uncontrollable urge to murder anyone who touches me. The longer they touch me, the worse it gets until……”

But if we stick together, we can get through this.

I used to glue my fingers together as a kid and then peel the glue off. I was a weird kid.

Something to remember me by, the top layer of my skin…

He’s STUCK on you Ellen‼️☺️

Would this make Velcro an alternative lifestyle?

Whether the relationship lasts or not, they will always have that undeniable bond.

Careful what you touch, bub.

she’s been in sticky situations before, but nothing she couldn’t just let go of…