Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 14, 2023

Intel leaks

Urine for a long night…

Too close to the truth.

so that’s what is going on, good to know.

Why is it? Every two hours some nights and some nights never?

Where’s Tony Randall?

Ahhhh! I knew there was a reason that wasn’t the fault of my aging, failing, human, decrepit body.

At first I thought it was two nurses. “Time to take his vital signs or give him some medication.”

I cannot say enough good things about the staff at the hospitals where I have been briefly incarcerated at various times. They have been great.

However, the darn monitoring machine would malfunction and sound an alarm at random times. Why they rigged it to go off in the room instead of at the nurses station, is unknown to me. Most to the time a staff member would have to come down the hall, come into the room and press a reset button. A smart system would allow them to do that from the desk.

I could “pull an all-nighter” if I didn’t drink liquids continuously until 5 minutes before my head hit the pillow.

I drink fluids constantly. The downside is a dozen or so trips to the bathroom each day. The good side is that I pass my kidney stones before I even know I have them and that I’ve never had a urinary tract infection. There are salmon who would fail to swim against that stream. Germs don’t stand a chance.

Ain’t it the truth!

Those darn whiz kids.

Pee minus 10…9…8…

Funny! And I thought Tinkle Belle was to blame.

LOL!

I like Gray’s Potty Monkey

I wanna rocknroll all night, and potty every day.

Or is it the other way around?

My bladder control room waits until I need to concentrate on a task. Then it’s red alert.

I’d rather just as I drop off than three hours into deep REM!

Is it me, or are comics just getting bladder and bladder?

I’ll be G o d a m n e d! I wondered why I got up every hour to p i s s …

Bladder Control to Major TomBladder Control to Major TomTake your tamsulosin and put your Dependz on…

Bladder Control to Major TomCommencing countdown, bladder fullCheck ignition and hope the toilet seat is down for you….

This is Major Tom to Bladder ControlI’m stepping through the bathroom doorMy back teeth were floating in a most peculiar wayAnd the stars look very different today