Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 20, 2024

Floatulence.

Stay away from open flames.

Stay away from helium balloons.

Our new National Helium Reserve.

I recommend acupuncture to release some of that gas.

Retain or release… Which would you rather have him do?

Wait till he lets out a little ballast

If you let him talk, you’ll discover that he’s full of hot air.

He must be part Hynerian. (“Farscape” fans will get it.)

Make sure there’s a window open when it’s ready to make an exit.

He’s bean busy.

He always wanted to be a Genie

The predominant gasses in the human digestive tract are hydrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide and methane. Must be a hydrogen problem. Time for a low-hydrogen diet.

this one stinks

Is the patient’s name Hindenburg?

Politician?

Explains his light-headedness

He’s been methane around with his diet.

You cannot retain helium. It even diffuses into the glass of cathode ray tubes.

Ha! Get this guy to a kid’s birthday party – stat!

Unfortunately, methane sinks.

Apparently he forgot the plug from the party over the weekend.

The hubs sure isn’t!

Oh the humanity!!