Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 11, 2024

Babies should stick to cigarettes and cigars until they’re out of diapers.

I remember being a small kid and every guy in my family held their cigarettes in their hand just at my eye level. Everybody smoked!

Three quarter inch galvanized, plenty of capacity.

And that’s why my parents died at 71.

Perhaps the pipe can be used for bubble blowing?

Is their boy named BOB by chance?!

We started with candy cigarettes. They made us look cool

I actually had the ‘Agent Zero-M’ Mattel toy pipe gun. A plastic pipe with a little mirror so you could see behind you, and it fired one bullet when you bit on the stem.

That’s not even the weirdest toy they made…

Would it be more disturbing (or accurate?) if it was a crack pipe?

Problem is, it’s a “crack pipe”!

Distinguished? I don’t think so! Extinguish that pipe!

He’s too young to smoke!

That and you named him MacArthur.

Gomez: He has my father’s eyes.Morticia: Get those out of his mouth.

Awww, how cute. Babies first licorice pipe.

Not everyone who smokes a pipe, however beloved, could be described as looking distinguished. There’s this fella named Popeye . . .