Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 06, 2024

the witness jacuzzi

But they DID allow the jacuzzi as EVIDENCE??

That should soften him up…

Every year, in the Spring, I consider getting a hot tub for the patio, but I know that they are magnets for “long-lost friends.”

This is the city where everyone wants to get ‘thrown in the tank’!

J’Accuse

Maybe it’s the “jury pool”?

Judge: Will those in the jury pool please refrain from tossing the beach ball at the defendant!

Strange, that doesn´t look like Amy MacDonald!

Looks like blatant witness bribing to me.

He’s in a lotta hot water.

But this is the life. He’s telling the truth and nothing but the truth.

It looks like he has a single large manboob.

You should see the jury pool.

The objection aside, they are pretty obliging with the hot tub. Is he entering it as evidence?

Maybe he’s just the court jester.

“Excuse me ma’am, but could you top this drink off for me??”

He looks pretty laid back for someone who’s found himself in the hot tub.

oingo boingo fan, …. me too!

A grammarian sentenced to life in a plea deal.

Is this Mr. Riley?