Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for June 09, 2013
Transcript:
Tiffany: "Hello, Luann! Can you assist us, please?" Luann: "What're you doing here, Tiffany? This place has BOOKS in it. Y'know" Tiffany: "Exactly. I'm looking for one to help me plan my summer. Like, amazing theme parties, wild pool raves, no-limit shopping sprees. Cool stuff like that" Luann: "Uh-huh. Like you can't find any of that online. What you're really doing is making me envious of your awesome summer compared to my dull one" Tiffany: "Our work here is done" Crystal: "That was easy" Luann: "Hey, shelving books is super fun, ok?!"
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Lu’s nose was in the books, Tiff was rubbing Lu’s nose in them…
Namrepus over 11 years ago
Snuffing out someone else’s light doesn’t make yours burn any brighter.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
“Ms. Subtle” and “Ms. Wit”, she’s not….
DaJellyBelly over 11 years ago
I don’t like that Crystal went along with that trollop to antagonize Luann! :-(
dr_dolittle_rwc over 11 years ago
Interesting!! Everyone praises Chrystal, but she is just as posh as Tiffany!! So much for the goth crew….
dr_dolittle_rwc over 11 years ago
Wonder what knute thinks of that!?
Mordock999 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Yo, Crystal?
You MIGHT want to QUICKLY take two steps to the Left because a Large Book is about to CONNECT with a “Blonde” Target.
NancyPrancy over 11 years ago
No mention of Quill – how odd.
mischugenah over 11 years ago
“Fiction aisle is over there”
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
I wonder when Lu started working in the Library again… Tiff was trying to be subtle there… Apparently Tiff does have a brain in there……. somewhere.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
“Hey, Farrell and barrel rhyme…”^Took a while, but school’s finally paying off! (XD)<[Lol!]
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Wow! Lu not only filled in the blanks for Tiff, but she showed awesome composure, and didn’t leave any openings for any more “barbs”… That “that was easy” line from Crystal seemed more like a bit of surprise and sarcasm towards Tiff, and Tiff was probably so shallow, that she didn’t notice any of it….
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Sponsored by…Styx, Inc… a partner of Stones, LLC… And by…Shallow Pools…
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Reminds me of a shirt my wife and I found at “WalMart”… “May your life be as awesome as you pretend it to be on FaceBook”…..
Gerry Lee over 11 years ago
Ha ha ha! Oh Tiffany, you make my day:)
kfccanada over 11 years ago
Well, I’m really disappointed in Chrystal! It sounds as if she’s trying to stay in the good graces of Tiffany…but, why turn on Luann? Is she actually jealous of Luann because she has a family that cares about her? We never see Chrystal’s parents or Tiffany’s so makes one wonder if their parents condone their attitudes towards their peers
kfccanada over 11 years ago
Okay….which one of you went on u-tube and made a shout out to Greg insulting him about this comic?
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Too bad there’s no Upcreek Paddle Company… of course, they probably wouldn’t have any business… selling paddles….
ShagsCA over 11 years ago
Woof!
kfccanada over 11 years ago
Thanks IAmJayBlueEThe video just popped up as if it had just been posted as a response to this strip… Sorry about my blurting out as I did. As outspoken as Luann seems to be, I don’t thinks she’s near as outspoken as today’s teenagers nor does Tiffany dress as outrageously either.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Not Crystal’s shining moment (though we do get a peek at her belly button in both end-panels). But not Tiffany’s worst, either: her exchange with Luann in panel 2 is at least superficially polite and innocuous, though Luann immediately sees it as hostile in intent (and Tiff’s parting remark does seem to confirm that, though it could be read as provoked by Luann). Maybe not Luann’s shining moment, either….
DanGuerena over 11 years ago
Hmm. And I always thought Crystal was a teeny tiny bit more compassionate than Tiff.
flagmichael over 11 years ago
My most valuable education came from public libraries. Luann could well be helping to save lots of people from poverty. And what is Tiffany doing?
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wiselad over 11 years ago
? does this means that Crystal is also filthy rich like Tiff?
Edward White over 11 years ago
Here’s hoping Tiff breaks her leg & can’t go to the camp Or better yet Luann’s family wins the Lotto & has more $$$ than Tiff.
upanddown17 over 11 years ago
You’re a poet and don’t know it.<\i>
upanddown17 over 11 years ago
Tiffany reminds me of Margaret Rose on The Waltons.
Jadearon over 11 years ago
Geez Luann…are you so foolish that you didn’t see yourself stepping into that one?
LoveBug81 over 11 years ago
I don’t get why the cool goth chick is friends with a superficial chick like Tiffany.
Woody157 over 11 years ago
I don’t think that “…karma is about to fall on the bimbo’s head”? Rather, I think it’s going to be sucked in by the vacuum in her head.
ncalifgirl58 over 11 years ago
I would rather shelve books anyday rather than attend one of Tiffany’s partys.
Alan Smithee over 11 years ago
All Luann had to say as they walked away was, “Tiffany, have you put on weight?”
twinsoniclab over 11 years ago
Wrong way to handle it, Luann. If you knew that’s what she was doing, you played right into her hands. Not to mention Tiff was actually considered a patron at the time, and you don’t treat library patrons that way! Ever.
Sangelia over 11 years ago
one of these days, Tiffany’s looks WILL be gone. and her friends will desert her. meanwhile a good heart like Luann’s will keep her friends forever.
CashewJim over 11 years ago
She has that E-gyp-shun haircut again. Tut Tut.
paha_siga over 11 years ago
Luann is really amazingly stupid and naive.
NorCalChuck over 11 years ago
As the saying goes, “Karma is a bitch!”
beirdd over 11 years ago
My respect for Chrystal just dropped a few notches.
Gerry Lee over 11 years ago
Luann is lucky that Tiffany dropped by to spice up her life a little bit. Otherwise when the day probably would have been as drab and dull as Luann imagines her summer will be. I don’t feel bad for Luann, she gave as good as she got in this exchange, she ought to feel good about that:)
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
What’s going on here lately? All these characters are being shown as lesser people than we’ve seen them be in the past. Bernice is turning into a bitchy drag who screws up repeatedly on a road trip, Knute loses his previously eternal (and charming) patience with his best friend, Brad is being shown up at all turns by Toni, Crystal accompanies Tiff to torment Luann—huh??
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Like someone else said upthread, re: Crystal—wonder what Knute would think if he saw her being a party to this lovely little scene today?
paha_siga over 11 years ago
What Luann should have done or said:
First, as someone pointed out, she is working there, so, she should have helped them when she was asked for help! If she really wanted to be so non-subtle, she should have shown them to the books quite neutrally, pretending she didn’t even understand that Tiffany tried to make her envious (like it would be if she really thought that shelving books is super fun, but organizing parties – not at all), which would obviously mean failing for Tiffany. Right now Luann played right into her hands.
If she had wanted to be somewhat subtle herself (not that she seems to ever manage that), she could have nodded in a helpful and agreeing manner (while looking for those books) how awful it is when you have to somehow while away your summer, and your own head is quite empty. Er, I meant of ideas, of course. Or she could have written down some webpages for ideas and suggested she could help them with using the library computer, like she’d help someone who sees computer the first time in her life. Or pointed to magazines of last fashion like Tiffany had never heard of them before. All in a friendly way, of course, such as would have made her boss proud of her. ;)
There are endless possibilities and pretty much every one of them better than what she said. :P
Gerry Lee over 11 years ago
I read once a Disney animators quote about writing characters. He said something like ‘When your character does something wrong, you’ve succeeded when the audience is disappointed in them. You’ve failed when they just don’t care’. A lot of you are disappointed in Crystal today. Personally I don’t see her as a deep person. She’ll sink the barbs into her own best friend Tiffany at times, should we really think she wouldn’t toss a few at Luann sometimes? But some of you see something special and precious in Crystal. I hope you are right. Most every character has a fan or two here regardless of their short comings, and I think that’s great. Intentionally or not, Greg Evans is teaching me that our dear ones are imperfect, and you love them, in spite of that, or you don’t really love them at all.
KasperV over 11 years ago
Hey, THIS librarian says shelving books IS super fun! It’s amazing how many readers are unfamiliar with alphabetical order — they take a book off the shelf, decide they don’t want it, then out it back anywhere, as if they were in a supermarket.
luann's zit over 11 years ago
“Wild pool raves?” I guess Evans has no clue what a rave is.
turah over 11 years ago
I bet Tiff is going to literally break her leg at drama camp and be off her feet for the summer. And Luann will be her replacement.
PMark over 11 years ago
Too bad Luann didn’t take the lessons she learned from “Tom Sawyer and the Whitewashed Fence” and use them against Tiffany.
Elmer Gantry Fudd over 11 years ago
So it’s the girl with the good heart who, even though she has an obligation to help the customers, starts off by making a nasty remark. I guess it’s because of having such a good heart that she’s totally not responsible for the catty tone of the interaction. If so, you would think that Evans would actually show her demonstrating her alleged good heart once in a while.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Wow! This has been a quiet day! Love that! So “peaceful” in the commenting and the like… even certain people seemed more subdued… differing thoughts, without all the craziness, and the like… especially civility! Guess that will change, tomorrow….
sarafaye over 11 years ago
I am not surprised by Crystal’s involvement in this. Have we honestly ever seen any evidence that Crystal is a good person? Simply being nicer than Tiffany doesn’t actually require sainthood. We want to think she’s nice because she’s interesting, but the two are not necessarily the same. She’s borderline abusive to Knute. She used her wheelchair bound brother to try to steal Bernice’s boyfriend. She’s been close with Tiffany for as long as we’ve known her. I like Crystal very much, but I am under no illusions about her being a sweetheart.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
“hung over from last night and are just now getting up… "^Like I said, that will probably now change, tomorrow… lol!-Even “the Donnnnny” as he calls himself, was more quiet.. how do we know? We could actually count the number of words he used, without making new names for the numbers past a thousand…. and the sentences seemed to make sense! (strange to even say that… )
Dconskjk over 11 years ago
Personally, I’d take days in the library over anything “wild summers.”
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Well… it WAS peaceful…—Wow! Don’t know what to say! Not from a loss of words, but because you called me an old man! Your assumption is for naught… I’m more of the 40ish type…. unless you think that is old……
thefloyd over 11 years ago
Shame on you Crystal You have been written better than that lately.
ScarlettAngel over 11 years ago
In 40 years Tiffany will be getting face lifts and tummy tucks. She’ll look haggard, bloated and frazzled from the party circuit. Sadly, she’ll end up alone. She hang out in a bar, drowning her sorrows in a vodka Martini and wishing she’d been nicer to people because nobody wants to deal with her any more. Take heart Luann, you’ll have more to offer other in the end. Just kind of take it down a notch with the spurts of selfishness.
fayesal_s over 11 years ago
I can’t comprehend a single reason for Crystal to hang out with Tiff. Crystal is a beautiful lady, and she can do better when it comes to choosing friends. Although seems to be bright and not immature but she still comes up with “That was easy” to Tiff’s crap!
Especially when Luann has never done anything to irk Crystal!
CrazyWriter94 about 11 years ago
Actually, shelving books IS a lot of fun… Much more fun than a party. (And no, I’m not kidding — I volunteered at a library for several months, and had a blast.)