Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for April 26, 2015
Transcript:
Mom: "...So I relaunched the app, then I restarted the computer. Than I read online help sites and tried a bunch of workarounds. But I still can't get this file to open!" Dad: "Luann!" Dad: "Ok. Explain the problem again" Mom: "When I click on this stupid file it won't o--" Dad: "Computers are terrified of teens" Luann: "You're welcome"
JayBluE over 9 years ago
Or was the computer just having a little fun with Nancy? – Actually, sometimes it’s just a matter of not focusing right,or trying too hard to look at the problem- and then sometimes it just takes “calling in the calvary” that the problem gets a little clearer in your mind to solve…. – It also works for tightly capped pickle jars, bank ledgers, and on special occaisions, locating car keys….. – And if all else fails with your computer, they make a special reboot tool, that’s very handy… but some people just call it a hammer…..
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
I at times am like my ancestral Amish relatives as described by Alfred Yankovic: technologically impaired.
JayBluE over 9 years ago
“The Resolve To Solve”“The Help Yourself Desk”“You Say You Want A Resolution….” (♫)“Under Your Nose, The Whole Time”“A Digital Finger Puzzle”“While Microsoft Gently Reaps” (♫)“A Worm In The Macintosh”“You’ve Got Fail”or“And If That Mocking Bird Won’t Sing…..”
JayBluE over 9 years ago
Aah, but if it was a video or multimedia file, what happens when there is no sound for it? Surely it can’t be the “mute” or “volume” buttons. That would be too obvious… it must be something else….
JayBluE over 9 years ago
Same thing here. No “Apples”. Except for the Apple filled Muffins in the kitchen. Or soon to be in my belly…
JayBluE over 9 years ago
I am terrified by the amount of useless junk that teens download onto their computer choking the life out of it.^Or the fact that they are just one “share” click away from unleashing more “duck face” …..
Namrepus over 9 years ago
God be with the Nepal victims and their families tonight.
dadoctah over 9 years ago
Not necessarily. There’s a setting that allows you to highlight a file just by hovering the cursor over it and select it with a single click. I used to use it until I started having trouble selecting files in groups.
Kymberleigh over 9 years ago
Look at that poor keyboard in the last panel. Ready for replacement, methinks.
notbornyesterday over 9 years ago
Think Nancy’s expression is one of surprise ? Just wait till Luann tells her Mom that she’s going to NYC with Quill (she’s sure not gonna tell her Dad)
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Nice ‘toon; cute details. But the style is not Greg’s, I think. Guest artist today?
Caldonia over 9 years ago
Ouch! What a zing! But you’re not wrong, he’s got some of the weirdest ideas I’ve ever read.
RoadTrip3500 over 9 years ago
They’re terrified of us IT people too…
imbaldeagle over 9 years ago
Generally, you just shut the *#&%@ thing down, take a snack break, read the newspaper, walk the dog, etc. Then come back, turn it back on, and it works OK (the alien cosmic dust having gone elsewhere).
Mordock999 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Nancy, I’d be MORE concerned that Your Monitor is NOW Spitting Out “Smiley Faces.”
ewalnut over 9 years ago
Usually when this happens to me it’s because the computer is doing some sort of “maintenance” in the background that makes it sluggish. Microsoft needs to work on that “in the background” stuff because it doesn’t stay there.
lordlundar over 9 years ago
You’d be surprise how many paychecks I collect as a technician by simply being called in to “scare” a machine into operation.
locake over 9 years ago
Teenagers are pretty scary. At least they are useful for some things.
dre7861 over 9 years ago
Cute… and can so relate. I have a good friend who works in IT and the minute he walks into a room my computer will start working like it’s fresh out of the box!
Hoodude over 9 years ago
Youths Frank,youths…
mourdac Premium Member over 9 years ago
I’m a network administrator, computers fear me.
crankybadger over 9 years ago
Must have been a PEBCAK error (Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard)
harkherp over 9 years ago
Today’s strip…Mehhh………..
Pipe Tobacco over 9 years ago
It is actually kind of fun to look forward to how you can imagine some sort of impending divorce slant to every Sunday comic featuring Frank & Nancy. Very funny extrapolation!
kilroy_50 over 9 years ago
In my 30+ years in computer support services, I have found that when I threaten to sing, computers fall right into line – even those that have never seen me, including new units right out of the box.
JayBluE over 9 years ago
Thank you! And Thank you!
JayBluE over 9 years ago
.But where else could you learn more uses for words like “shipoopi”?"^And thereby fill the Federally mandated quota on “Entertaining and Educational/Informative”…
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member over 9 years ago
It’s his sig, too.
Ricky Bennett over 9 years ago
This happens a lot where I work (I’m a software engineer). In fact, it happens so much we call it “Engineer’s Syndrome.”
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 9 years ago
Heinlein once commented about cars which would only malfunction when mechanics weren’t arround.I once got quite used to spelling the world intermittent in failure reports.
JayBluE over 9 years ago
This is from today’s Luann FB post:
“Who says technology has no emotion?” (https://www.facebook.com/luanncomic)
wreck it ralph over 9 years ago
Nancy did you remember to delete that sex tape,uh oh.
Phatts over 9 years ago
I work in IT and very often get called over to look at a problem that mysteriously solves itself by the time I arrive.They always ask what it is that caused to not work, then suddenly start working. I always blame “Cosmic Rays”. It’s suitably pseudo-scientific enough that people believe me.
JayBluE over 9 years ago
LOL, I guess Colbert was still waiting for some “truthiness”?
JayBluE over 9 years ago
Perry finds out he really is one eighth “Beavcoon”…
jlb839 over 9 years ago
My boss will call me over for problems he is having. When I come the problem resolves and works. I get a few minutes break without taking a break.
DevilDog2001 Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Tiddy boom.
DevilDog2001 Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Actually, when I was a teen, my computer hated me. And vice versa.