Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 22, 2019

Here’s another suggestion: Take your tip and shove it u—

Let’s just say Tiffany was going to say, “hamburger with fries.”

This is “The Test.”

I would give Evil Annie a tip. “The exit is over there.”

Hopefully, AE won’t drive Tiff to agree to some dirty scheme, knowing that Tiff must be getting desperate by now… Oh, the drama!

And what is it YOU do, Ann, to pay your bills?

Gold digging!

Paraphrasing what Patrick Swayze said to his crew in Roadhouse, “…be nice, UNTIL it’s time to Not be nice.”

Sadly, I called it.

I would not mind seeing some justice served up to AE!

i agree with Tiffany on this one, you talking about that Speech makes me think of a site i used to be a moderator on a few years back where the owner posted that speech for all of us to live by pretty much. later on sadly he was killed a fire but his family was okay but sadly he wasn’t.

The customer is always right. Even when they are wrong they are right!

Evil Annie has sold books at the Borderline Bookstore. Evil Annie has sold hot dogs at Weenie World. Evil Annie has sold knockoff lingerie at Das Fuze.

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Perhaps it is time for an updated version of “Death Of A Salesman”, a 1949 stage play written by American playwright Arthur Miller…

And as expected, the Hateful show up merely to GLOAT and rub Tiffany face in MISERY.

ENOUGH!

TJ? Ox? Come out from the shadows and say hello to an old “pal” of yours.

And Les? Your “Mom” is here and she wants to smother you. With “love.”

Now the only thing that would make this complete is Bernice sitting over on the next table, while Toni brings little Shannon in for an ice-cream.

And they all recognize Ann Eiffel at the same time! ;)

Yesterday, all three panels, Tiffany looked youthful and pretty normal. Now, today, Greg has created the illusion that Ann is trim and well put together, but he had to bulk up Tiffany again. Tiff is half Ann’s age and should look twice as good.

This is a fairly brazen appearance from Ann, considering TJ owns this place and Leslie works there. I wonder if she is there to make Tiffany an offer that she no canna refuse.

Let loose on her, Tiffany. The only “tip” you can expect from Ann Eiffel is needling and back-stabbing. Please, please, please…I think we ALL want to see you take her DOWN! (Please…?)

Doesn’t Ann know it’s a bad idea to harass people who handle your food.

Gosh, wouldn’t it be a shame if Tiff tripped while serving Ann’s food and spilled hot soup all over her?

AH. Tom is not present. Just Ann. That says she has an agenda. Somehow she found out where she works. Wonder if Les mentioned while shooting the breeze with his mom. Yeah, they are estranged, but they’re still family, aren’t they?

I don’t want Tiff to lose job over the gold digger Ann. I’m hoping in tomorrow strip that Tiff slaps Ann hard.

Well now, will TeaFanny’s dark prediction, or some version come true now? Tiffany is at her lowest in the sense of money, and being on her own, but wait she just talked about how good she feels actually working at the Cafe Kablooie, part of the Fuse, even while broke, and how happy she is being around the people there. Methinks she has more strength than might be seen on first glance actually to withstand whatever evil idea Ann “Awful” Eiffel has in mind. And she has something in mind. Luannverse is moving her way, starting with Bets in school, and a way to be independent, like normal hard-working broke college students, and who is at the Fuse? Les, Ox, TJ. If there are any three who can take out the grifter, there is the line-up. Come on Greg this is torture, Tiffany has to win, win to be her own self.

Honestly, this making Tiff’s life miserable has been going on far to long.. I mean, whats the point of it, to get some cheap laughs? Well its NOT funny, especially when there are college students out there working, trying to make ends meet so they can go to college.

Wow eiffel, condescending much?!? At least tiffany trying to earn money on her own as you suggested she do. Awful is just mad because Tiffany refuses to allow her to control her life in any way shape or form. Tiffany you go on doing what you do, don’t let the evil queen bring you down to her level.

Not sure what tomorrow is going to look like. But Wow! Tiff found her eloquence in Frame 3!

I would tell Ann that also, but then I remember that day when I told a family member that and got the scare of my life when I was also sideswiped by a speeding garbage truck on my way to school! Went I got home and told my mom what happened, she told me: “that was a warning from God”. I turned white as a sheet! On New Year’s Day, 1974, I made a resolution to abstain from all forms of swearing with the exception of the words “Jackass” (1980) and “Fart” (1998). Since then, I have uphold that resolution. Can’t say the same other members of my family or my friends. Remember: saying things that are ugly doesn’t make you any better!

And to think I used to dislike Tiff for oh, so many reasons. Now, all I want for her is to get ahead, figure life out and be happy with herself. So many obstacles to climb over, so much garbage to dig out and so much humility to accept.

Tiffany: “Ann, can we step outside for a moment?”

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What happens outside the restaurant stays outside the restaurant…

Were is Luann??

Opening moves. Game on.

Awful has an agenda. We’ll just have to wait to see what it is.

I still see no engagement/wedding ring(s).

OK, It’s time that Ann Eiffle is finished as a character in this strip. Is she really serving a purpose other than as a cheap villain?

Be nice, Tiff. This is the perfect time to dump rat poison into Ann’s bouillabaisse. ;-)

For someone who pretend to care and be a responsible adult, Eifel is not very convincing about it.

Ann is so self confident. She sure has some really big thing to say to Tiffany. She will become Tiffany’s stepmother???

Keep it together, Tiff. Remember, she isn’t worth the jail time.

Is Tiffany the only server on duty?

Tiff; just let TJ know that his favorite scammer is in the house. Considering the way he took care of her at Weenie World, the phrase oil and water comes to mind.

AOk, who else wants to see EIFFEL receive some Thanos Snap Level Karma?

Oh right, Ann. Like you were going to leave a tip anyway.

The real sad part is there are real Ann Eiffels.

To quote Admiral Ackbar, “It’s a trap!”

Ann is an annoying character, made worse by the fact that she seems to love sniping at Tiffany. It would make my day if service and food were PERFECT so she’d be ethically forced to leave a big tip.

Since Ann is coming on so hateful and catty, she is in for some comeuppance this week. Tiffany will come out on top by week’s end.

Given Ann’s last name,I’m amazed that no one has called her “The Tower”-as in the Eiffel Tower.

Lovely to see Ann being her adorable (gag) self!

Enough of this hateful schemer! Karma is waiting to do a number on her.

Does anybody just call her by her first name?

Who says Tiff has to be Ann’s server? Let someone else handle her.

For those who are thinking we need TJ – he is there at the bar. Second panel yesterday.

Tif needs to play it straight:

Panel 1: Yes, it pays pretty good and with tips I break even.

Panel 2: I recommend the lunch special, a bacon cheese burger with a side of onion rings and we have a very fine domestic light beer on-tap. $6.37 plus tax.

Panel 3: Can I get you any thing else? For desert we have a fine array of pies and our Chef’s Special “Death by Chocolate Sundae.”

As somebody who has to deal with evil customers like Ann, it’s not worth it. If Ann’s harassing you then you need to tell TJ and he’ll force her to leave.

Careful, Ann… You should know better than to harass the people who handle your food… It could have some drawbacks that you wouldn’t want…

I feel I’m missing something here. Doesn’t TJ run the Fuse? And don’t TJ and Ann have some history? I would think that not only would TJ not let her in, but the mere idea that TJ was around would cause Ann to stay away. He definitely got the better of her back in the day.

Like I said yesterday, Ann is here to get Tiff fired.

Ann is here for revenge.

Tiffany has no leverage.

And Ann knows it.

Ox is also a server. Why doesn’t TJ just have Ox take this table? There is no reason Tiffany has to wait on Ann. TJ runs KK, he can surely refuse to serve someone.

Spit in her coffee.

“May I recommend the Spit Sandwich?”

Just in time for Halloween! Our favorite villain, she’s chillin’. Get ready to feel awful because it’s Annnnn! EEEIIIIFFFFEEL!!!

There are some customers that you are better off not having. Besides, it’s not like she’ll leave a decent tip anyway. WHEN is Tiff’s dad going to wake up and realize that Ann is a LEECH!

Hopefully they “reserve the right to refuse service to anyone”. If “anyone” would qualify, I think Ann Eiffel would.

It sucks being owned and not much you can do about it. Too bad Tiff didn’t turn her over to the police when she had the opportunity.

Hopefully, Ann asks Tiffany, “Let me speak to your manager!” and TJ shows up.

Les could now show up to make Ann a little less comfortable.

Tiffany needs to speak to her manager and refuse to serve Ann.

This is not gonna end well.

Ugh. I know it’s just a comic strip but…. I REALLY despise Ann “Awful”. I am so hoping her take down will be EPIC!

Good idea, Tiffany.

Now as for Ann Eiffel, Unlike my moral-minded mom, the same cannot be said for this mini-skirted wolf in sheep’s clothing! Although Greg Evans (this strip’s creator) is not going to send her there, we know she’s not going see heaven herself anytime soon.

Don’t restaurants still have a policy to refuse service to anyone?

Hmmm, let me see. Maybe it’s time for Ann to have a heart attack. Just a small one, mind. Just enough to be saved by Tiff, who had to take CPR when she worked with kids earlier. Just enough to be beholden. Now, THAT would be interesting.

well, it looks like someone’s salad is getting farted on. Plus a server should have the right to refuse service to an abusive customer, at the very least she can send someone else to wait that table.

Ann will try and recruit Tiffany for some fraudulent scam or other believing that Tiffany is desperate enough to get involved, but Tiffany will alert the authorities at some point. Ann will end up in jail, where she already should be, and Tiffany’s dad will finally see the light. Tah Dah.

Sometimes you can’t even buy a break no matter the effort! I can only imagine how this will turn out!

Careful Tiff – Ann Eiffel could be there not only to push your buttons, but if you let her, she could get you fired.

I’m sure her “tip” will be verbal and not welcome.

I think Tiff’s dad sent Ann there to check up on her. I’m disappointed that Tiff didn’t ask Ox to take her table. Why even give Ann the satisfaction of interacting if that’s what she wants?

Ann has enemies. In real life somebody would video Ann’s actions on a cell phone & show it to Tiffany’s father. No father digs his daughter being abused by a possible 2nd wife.

It would be nice if Tiff made a video of their interactions with a hidden camera.

Most people are not aware that boxing gloves are for the protection of the boxers hands, not the other guys face. If I was Tiff, I would have taken a chance on hurting my hands.

Annie Awful is all about Stroking Tiff’s Ego. The Wrong way.

If I were you, Ann, “honey,” I’d take Tiffany’s advice. You are not wanted around here. And we are many while you are one….

Last time I checked, The Fuse is private property… as the owners, Frank and Nancy have every right to ban Eiffel from their establishment for life.