Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for October 16, 2019
Transcript:
Man: I'll have a milkshake. Clare: Actually, we just call it a shake now. That's because there's no actual milk in it! Just corn syrup, artificial flavor, and assorted chemicals. Man: Ugh... that sounds awful! I'll just have some chicken nuggets. Clare: Actually, we just call them nuggets now.
Another customer lost.