Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for October 17, 2019
Transcript:
Neil: Let me ask my manager. Sir, can a customer substitute mustard for mayo? Elvin: Of course, Neil! Just press the item number on the register, then press "options," then "substitutions," uncheck the field that says "mayo" and check the field for "mustard," press "save" and then flag the order for the line cooks. Neil: Sorry, no substitutions.
How does Neil get a job in every restaurant I go to?