Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for November 26, 2021

“I’m not overweight, I’m undertall.”

I’m not over weight. Just big boned.

Try attaching alot of helium balloons to your body…

Too short for his weight.

I put on a whole pound as a result of yesterday’s gluttonous display. It should go away in a couple of days.

And the talking scale says "one at a time, please "

Say, Fella. Take a break. I’ve about reached my limit.

Remove the towel and one leg.

I could due with another foot (or 2.5 ft.) in height!

I need to realign the “0” mark to 30, but it won’t go that far.

For men their waist must be 1/2 their height or smaller to avoid the description of “obese.”

The military had a weight requirement. A quite senior enlisted man, who was among the top in his rating, was evaluated by his division officers every year, and given top grades. But he was, as most men, slowly gaining weight over time. His early evals, during this focussed attention on weight, started with his height at 5’8". After 20 years, he had magically grown to 6’5", to keep his HWP within allowed guidelines.

“I’m not overweight. I’m just nine inches too short.” – Shelley Winters