Monty by Jim Meddick for December 11, 2012

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Santa Claus is a guy who travels around in a sleigh pulled by nine flying reindeer... Hmm... Sounds similar to the flying ungulates of Antaron-6. And he gets into houses by climbing up and down chimneys... Aha! Apparently, he has adhesive nanoscale setae on his fingers and toes!... He also has a bunch of elves who... Say... Do you know if he's in any way affiliated with the Org Riders of the Gamma Alpha cluster?