Monty by Jim Meddick for May 20, 2024

Wait’ll you see the rest room.

Could not have happened to a better kid.

Today’s comic was not sponsored by Bubble Yum bubble gum.

Go ask Alice

Wow! Does bubble yum still exist? I remember the early 70’s ads with a rip-off cookie monster.

Not the worst thing you could have found in there.

It’s also not very exciting. No loops!

Who remembers the metal slide, sitting in the sun, hot enough to cook your bacon, if you’re in shorts?

Kids aren’t allowed to get hurt today. Our playgrounds taught us lessons. Watch out for the seat on the swings. Don’t trust the other guy on the teeter totter. Beware all those sharp, pointy edges. Don’t jump off of the monkee bars.

Absolutely shocking, sir. Believe me, the civil authorities in charge of this facility will be hearing from our legal team very shortly.

I would suppose the expression on Jarvis’s face is showing dismay. You never can tell.

Might sensitive tushie there, Sedgie, that you can tell it was Bubble Yum… ㋛

Double your pleasure. :)

A.B.C. gum, yummy

Lucky it’s just gum.

This kid has led me to believe that the draft should be restored, only not for military purposes. Create work gangs like in the Depression and put him to work rebuilding infrastructure, learning to work with his hands, talking to people from other classes. That should help him out a treat.

Ha! Ha!- per Nelson from The Simpsons.

Hah-hah!

Good.

I wonder if the butler did it.