read this recently: a guy spots a sign at a home that says “talking dog for sale”. He goes in and asks the dog “so, what have you done with your life?” The dog replies “I lived in Alaska and helped deliver serum to sick children, I lived in the alps and helped rescue avalanche victims, and now I spend my days reading to the residents of a retirement home”. Flabbergasted, the guy asks the owner “why on earth would you wanna get rid of an incredible dog like this?!” The owner says “because he’s a liar! He never did any of that!!”
I think if dogs could talk they would lose much of their appeal. It’s so wonderful to just be able to hug, and pet, and love them and tell them about your troubles and just unload life on them and not hear a voice telling you their opinion.
LawrenceS 7 months ago
Crockett Johnson had a comic strip years ago, Barnaby. Gorgon, his dog, could speak… But never had anything of value to say.
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 7 months ago
The intelligence of my Lizzie scares me, too!
purepaul Premium Member 7 months ago
Actually, it’s a blessing that neither dogs or cats share their thoughts about human behavior.
preacherman Premium Member 7 months ago
So, my SAT was high because I can accept a talking dog? Amazing.
SquidGamerGal 7 months ago
T-T-TALKING DOG?! Dogs are not suppose to talk! FLEE! It is the work of the Devil!!
ctolson 7 months ago
What’s Grimmy doing, auditioning for a Simparica Trio commercial?
CaveCat87 7 months ago
Is Grimmy in obedience school? I thought his teacher was used to him actually talking.
Daltongang Premium Member 7 months ago
Well it’s not the only reason.
ladykat 7 months ago
Good one, Grimm!
wildlandwaters 7 months ago
read this recently: a guy spots a sign at a home that says “talking dog for sale”. He goes in and asks the dog “so, what have you done with your life?” The dog replies “I lived in Alaska and helped deliver serum to sick children, I lived in the alps and helped rescue avalanche victims, and now I spend my days reading to the residents of a retirement home”. Flabbergasted, the guy asks the owner “why on earth would you wanna get rid of an incredible dog like this?!” The owner says “because he’s a liar! He never did any of that!!”
"It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member 7 months ago
I think if dogs could talk they would lose much of their appeal. It’s so wonderful to just be able to hug, and pet, and love them and tell them about your troubles and just unload life on them and not hear a voice telling you their opinion.
bwswolf 7 months ago
Grimm ………………. I “DON’T” think she was ready for you to speak her language ………….. ;)
Doug K 7 months ago
Some people do not realize the power their words have on others.
pippalhybrid 7 months ago
She fell for Grimmy’s line!!!
Stephen Gilberg 7 months ago
Given all the times Grimm has spoken to humans, has this lady been under a rock?
Strawberry King 7 months ago
Ain’t it the truth?
Ron Bauerle 7 months ago
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