Next Door Neighbors by Pat Sandy for September 27, 2023

She’s holding out for the uncomplimentary candy corn.

I have a message on my phone that says, I’m an automated dialing assistant, can you tell me what this call is about? No answer just a hang up. Then I can hit SPAM, and that number will never call me again. And yes I know they have hundreds of numbers.

I’m waiting for the police sorority to call me.

They call me twice a week! Decades ago, I donated ONCE, because my friend was the president of his chapter and they haven’t let me alone since! ☹️

Add a popcorn ball and I’m all in!!!

Watch the documentary Telemarketers on HBO you will learn that none of the money every goes to the organization

Jan, wait! You can wedge them on your canine teeth and pretend you’re a vampire. Come on, ’tis the season!

Last Halloween I was got a small bag of candy corn remembering how much I like it as a kid. The stuff was awful…After eating 3-4 pieces, I pitched the rest of the bag. Nasty. I know there are folks out there who really enjoy it but not me. The same goes with the orange marshmallow circus peanuts. Blech!

Don’t fall for it! They are obviously controlled by Big Candy Corn!

FOP endorses t**** After supporting them for many years I will NEVER AGAIN!

It’s tricky. These fundraiser guys take a VERY large cut. Of course, if you try to give the money directly to a cop … BAD IDEA!

Just say no to crack calls.

I’m holding out for the gummi bullets.

pass? on the candy corn?!? Just mail her a ticket, officer!

I get a kick outta people that display those decals…like it’s a get outta jail free card! LOL!!