Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 26, 2012

Nice job covering up the S word guys

Part of the problem is dealing with a public that can’t deal with any kind of objective reality.

Ewe…the P word! Just for fun, I’m shuttin’ up all day and ducking…..Except for saying, good one Mr. Miller….although Ima steal the word Splort! Should’ve copyrighted it dude….

And politics is hard to scrape off your feet… very hard.

“politics”, a multi-syllabic word from Latin: “poli” meaning many, “tics” meaning blood sucking parasites

Nah, it’s “spolitics”, they didn’t have money, or Pac Man, yet.

Yeah the “P” word is the new 4-letter word. Have fun with this one, those of you with your minds in the political gutter.

Nah – they’re used to the taste – what do you think they spew forth every time they give a speech?

Describes this year’s political activities to a “T”.

As usual, the other dudes just splort the party lines….

Yeah, splort is right!! Politics just get worse and worse!!

Seriously, I was at the circus one time, fairly large venue, it was the part where the Elephants put their feet on each others back stand up and put their trunks in the air and the band goes Taa! DAAAA! And right in the middle of the pregnant silence one of those dudes let loose a load that wood do a dump truck proud. The splat was astounding, perfectly timed and had to be audible in the whole place. It was beautiful. I’ve never seen a more heartfelt standing ovation in all my years. It was the most natural was it was the perfect humorous moment and I can die a happy man…

’Plutocrats"? Are those the aliens from Pluto? No wonder they make such trouble. Their just trying to get their home reclassified as a “Planet”!

You guys need to shake some of what you hate off your brains. There’s a difference between the spectacle-prance show and popularity contest on national media…and who runs YOUR kids’ school board and decides whether to buy educational materials or give the money to the local college football team.

You’ve let ‘them’ tar all social activity not requiring a membership fee or purchase of expensive equipment…and so you are, as Plato noted, ruled by myths.

You were taught at the very earliest years of your consciousness that you MUST be clean…‘Cleanliness is next to Godliness,’ and all you powerless suckers fall for the line,“Politics is dirty,” so you avoid finding out and causing…better schools, or smarter industries or traffic layouts…IN YOUR ’HOOD, you infantile jerks. OK, OK, go draw your immortal cartoons, write YOUR pontifications.

Whatever you do, DON’T get involved driving the bus of your social destinies in your neighborhoods. What fools these mortals be. What opportunities for blessed manipulations.

Electile Dysfunction: Failure to get excited over anyone running for office…

You reap what you sow.

Yeah, all politics is a pile of s—-.

It’s awesome they reissued this from the 2008 elections…LOL!

And thus it has always beenPolitics was the fault of men,A game of Survivor of the FitTo see who best could sling the s..t

That was unfair to compare what he stepped in to politics. What he stepped in is much cleaner.

Let’s see if we can scrape the s**t off our shoes this November.

;-|)>

He stepped into politics.

politics has always been a crappy business since the beginning of time. people say they would clean up politics, but fails. money corrupts, power corrupts.

It,s simple; politics is only what you make of it. Does not havta be a four letter word unless you succumb to those you try to dummy us up by making our way of life their agenda.

Very true, but why the repeat, not that it doesn’t bear repeating…?

So the country is being run by people from Pluto? Seems to explain quite a bit.

How do they do it? Covering one cuss word with another cuss word? and no censor would touch the second word?

One of the old spellings of “politic” is “politick”.

:-)

Mastodon muck!

“Fehk”,

Amended for my pedantic friends: “Politics, a multi-syllabic word from Latin: “poli” (sic) meaning many, “tics” (sic) meaning blood sucking parasites." I believe the quote is attributed to Gallagher inasmuch as he was the first person I heard to say it in one of his perfomances.

Synonyms

Emotion and ideology are the principal enemies of reason.

As to the two major parties, I dislike them almost equally, and have been an Independent for the last 30+ years.

You really hit it out of the park with this one.