Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 08, 2012

There’s Adam…..where’s Eve?

On the sixth day, God created Man.Then She realized Her mistake…

What can I get for a rib?

Seriously, women look a lot better than men…..especially without their clothing….Trust me on this one….Seriously, almost any woman is more attractive that way than a 40 year old pot bellied man….Not that we don’t have our moments….

Auld Nature swears the lovely dears,Her noblest work she classes, O!Her prentice hand she tried on man,And then she made the lasses, O!

- Robert Burns

Yup, just as I figured, man is just a lightning dolt…..

And God is just ribbing him?

If Danae is proof that the second time was a charm, I’m boarding the next TARDIS.

Good and evil are two sides of the same coin.

Well acoring to the greeks zeus had hephestus make pandora(woman) because he was jelouse of what promethius had done with man.

They were always badmouthing a woman who would speak her mind. Just calumny from the revisionists.

Well I’m just pleased that the Creator realised His(Her) mistake and made Eve. Aren’t we all? BTW I love the bemused look on Adam’s face.

And then,Steve was created.

FAIL

Why do I think that this is Danae’s version of what happened?By the way, what ever happened to the first woman God created in the Bible? Genesis 1:27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. And then again in Genesis 2:21-22 And the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; And the rib, which the Lord God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man. I’m 60 years old and never have I heard an explanation of what happened to that first woman (named Lilith I’ve been told, but I don’t know who gave her that name).

So, yeah, Lilith was a woman. ;*)

(end snark)

Well, if you subscribe to evolution, there had to be something before the chicken – let’s call it a proto-chicken. It laid an egg that contained the genetic mutation that was “chicken”. Ergo, the egg came first.

If at 1st you don’t succeed……

Geeeeeez

As I heard (or read) it, Lilith just refused to be obediant to Adam, and told him to get lost. (I have to wonder if, somewhere, centuries ago there was a Book of Lilith.)

This convo is getting too deep for me.

Richard S. Russel, is your sister single?

Genesis II:22—And the rib which the LORD God had taken from man, made hee a woman, & bought her vnto the man (KJV 1611 spelling)This explains why men and women have been ribbing each other ever since!

Gen. 2 is simply the detail on Gen. 1 – they are the same man and woman. Lilith truly IS mythological.-Isn’t it so that men are still being struck like lightning by our beautiful ladies? Of whom, my wife of 30 years is the fairest of them all!

The only difference between Lilith and Eve was that Eve was better at hiding what she was.But as for me I always like the idea of Lilith better than Eve but that is just me.

When God created Man, SHE was only joking!

Of course, then they went and procreated, and we know how well that turned out!

it’s all Greek to me.

I believe that Adam had sinned and Eve was created for his punishment. Women have tormented men for eternity, sounds kinda like the hades to me.

Imagine that. A person from a lighting bolt. And Darwin is criticized????

@Kali39…you called this one …. when did God become a man???

Roto rooster? – Thank you for my first laugh out loud moment of the morning.

I totally agree with you! =^_^=

You can’t have one without the other. Those are the words to a song I can’t remember.

i like girlsthey got jiggly bits in all the right places…

This “God” thing….is it catching? What’s the antidote?

Yikes! Thanks for the info.

Hahahaha! Love it!