Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 15, 2016
Transcript:
Danae: Daddy, this is my friend, Jill... Ned: Hi, Jill...you two having a slumber party? Jill: No...I always wear pajamas. It's the royal garb for the princess of the magical woods of niceness. Meanness isn't allowed there, and you can't be mean when you wear pajamas. Ned: Uh-huh...Hmm...I think you have a very odd point there... Jill: It's a scientific fact! That and dancing, which helps to keep the anti-fun people away. Danae: Mostly adults.
“can’t be mean when you wear pajamas”? Clearly Jill has never been to a Wal Mart.