Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 15, 2016
Transcript:
Danae: Daddy, this is my friend, Jill... Ned: Hi, Jill...you two having a slumber party? Jill: No...I always wear pajamas. It's the royal garb for the princess of the magical woods of niceness. Meanness isn't allowed there, and you can't be mean when you wear pajamas. Ned: Uh-huh...Hmm...I think you have a very odd point there... Jill: It's a scientific fact! That and dancing, which helps to keep the anti-fun people away. Danae: Mostly adults.
awgiedawgie Premium Member over 8 years ago
“can’t be mean when you wear pajamas”? Clearly Jill has never been to a Wal Mart.
pelican47 over 8 years ago
Does she know that little elephant (what’s his name?)?
gammaguy over 8 years ago
Does she dance to antifun-al music? So far she doesn’t seem to be getting much of a response from Danae’s dad.
Dr_Zinj over 8 years ago
Okay, so Jill does exist… But with those eyes and her ultra-ADHD behavior would indicate that she’s on some really good, or really bad, drugs.
dabugger over 8 years ago
I’l buy that! It is just the season for Jill. Danae could not have a better friend for these times.
Varnes over 8 years ago
Niceness in Danae?…Awe, our little girl is growing up….
Varnes over 8 years ago
She’s right about dancing…Fun people and happy people dance…It’s just the way it is..who knows which is the cause and which is the effect……Good on Miller… BTW, I think both water_moon and wolfowned both made pithy points….
magicwalnut over 8 years ago
Sorry, Jill, you haven’t met my ex husband…..
Diat60 over 8 years ago
I’m waiting to hear what Lucy’s going to make of this.
Can't Sleep over 8 years ago
“I think you have a very odd point there.” Great line.
Numbnumb over 8 years ago
You….you mean? Jill isn’t a fignooten of my imaginary?
Can't Sleep over 8 years ago
“You can’t be mean when you wear pajamas.”Could we issue pajamas to everyone in Congress – and make them wear them?
Linguist over 8 years ago
I’m all in favor of keeping those anti-fun people – mostly adults – away, too !
nailer Premium Member over 8 years ago
I like Jill´s original face better.
ladylagomorph76 over 8 years ago
I thought it, but was to afraid to say it. Thanks.
celeconecca over 8 years ago
scary eyes!
cwg over 8 years ago
Will it keep all the Anti-Trump Luddites away?
kleanerz over 8 years ago
Wait, Jill is real?
Mike Parsons Premium Member over 8 years ago
I hope she’s real . . . .