Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 16, 2016
July 15, 2016
July 17, 2016
Transcript:
Ned: So what keeps your woods magically nice, Jill? Jill: My guardian mosquitoes! Danae: And no internet access. Jill: Corrupt, evil, nasty people...and anyone carrying a gun...are, shall we say, quickly dispatched....Organically...my mosquitoes LOVE the taste of poopy-head people! Danae: Ah...boys. Ned: *Sigh* I'd like to build a house there... Jill: Oh, it's been tried, but no contractor has lasted more than a minute. Ned: Oh...of course. Danae: 'Cuz they're all boys.
Oh, good heavens. Why do some of you take that one line so literally as opposed to every other line in the strip? It’s simply what a fictitious, over-the-top, wood nymph-like character says in a fictitious, over-the-top COMIC STRIP. It’s not meant to taken so literally any more than the line about contractors.
Ok, bad example. All contractors are evil…
Seriously, folks, don’t take comics so seriously. Life’s too short.