Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 28, 2018

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    Varnes  over 6 years ago

    I’m thinkin’g Tess keeps boys in….her tummy…..

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    Varnes  over 6 years ago

    Convenient turtles….

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    Martin I  over 6 years ago

    So—the idea is to attract boys to their deaths. That doesn’t seem very nice.

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    willispate  over 6 years ago

    I think Wiley paid a tribute to Super Mario Odyssey, since it has T-Rexes in the game.

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 6 years ago

    Bounce bounce bounce. What kind of drugs DO they grow in that forest?

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 6 years ago

    Bounce bounce bounce. What kind of drugs DO they grow in that forest?

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    Bilan  over 6 years ago

    I’m still trying to wrap my head around the idea of Danae wanting to be in the Woods of Niceness.

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    decalwrites  over 6 years ago

    Wiley – what is up with this arc? Toxic feminism is no better than toxic masculinity and frankly no form of extremism is acceptable. (Also, I am of the LGBT community but prefer not to note which letter or letters as I fear attack from both certain extreme men and certain extreme females…normally a huge fan but this arc is worrying me.)

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    WTFrank  over 6 years ago

    T-Rex? Where are the feathers? In 2005 a woman- Mary Schweitzer, a molecular paleontologist at North Carolina State University proved that T-Rex is closer to a bird than a reptile. Rex is actually an ancestor of the chicken.

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 6 years ago

    Hey, “Ironic Darwinism??” Where does that fit with Natural Selection … oh, wait a minute, no boys, eh … ? ’Nuff said.

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    dwane.scoty1  over 6 years ago

    Let See: As most shooters are males, we can have solve the problem by having Male only-eating T-Rexes! More extermination?

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    DanFlak  over 6 years ago

    I remember the days of bra-burning back in the 1960’s. Women wanted nothing to do with men and unfortunately they wanted nothing to do with being women either. Although some extremists still hold on, the world sees a lot more balanced now.

    I know a lot of very feminine and confident (and competent) women, starting with my wife. Enjoy being a girl, but more importantly, enjoy being you.

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    daveoverpar  over 6 years ago

    I wonder if Aileen Wuornos is welcome to The Magical Woods of Niceness?

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    TerBer  over 6 years ago

    Actually Wiley is on to something here. This is prototypically liberal. See the vision, persue the dream ,ignore thr reality. "You have to break some eggs if you want to make an omellette.: Whether the dead are millions from genocide. millions from starvation , or millions from abortion same diff.

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    bretwheadon Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Is it just me, or is she ‘prancercising?’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoRMUzljoAA

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    StackableContainers  over 6 years ago

    Why would anyone want to visit a Magical Woods of Niceness? In the end, it would be a superficial place where people of low value would congregate. Better to create a Magical Woods of Kindness. Niceness is by it’s very nature corruptible and can have a very negative effect on people and relationships. Kindness…that’s what we should strive for. The girl in pink has based her world view on a philosophy that is basically a house of cards waiting to be knocked down. For example: Christ was kind…but he wasn’t always nice. Kind is better.

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    JPaulGetty  over 6 years ago

    Prepubescent girls dancing about in their pajamas gaurded from men…..it’s a Wiley harem!!!!

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Nope, lure them in, then scare the bejeezus out of them so they run away and stay away. win-win for our girls. (Notice how I skipped the whole gun debate above?)

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    Al Nala  over 6 years ago

    Of course, if there are no boys around, you’re going to have to blame some other girl for all the bad things happening. Heh, heh, heh.

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    Al Nala  over 6 years ago

    Of course, if there are no boys around, you’re going to have to blame some other girl for all the bad things happening. Heh, heh, heh.

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    JudyAz  over 6 years ago

    If you want to keep the (older) boys away, build a moat around the woods and fill it with beer!

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex)  over 6 years ago

    Does Steven Spielberg know about this? (Look what he did about Carl’s Jr.)

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    Lazarus Long  over 6 years ago

    A T-rex named Tess in a Tes(s)tosterone free zone?

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    Lazarus Long  over 6 years ago

    A T-rex named Tess in a Tes(s)tosterone free zone?

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    nufalready  over 6 years ago

    Danae might want to not stand under the t-rex’s tail.

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    chain gang charlie  over 6 years ago

    Didn’t Danae actually admit to her fathers reasoning in yesterdays strip..She’s whacko, but a good kind of whacko…Love her snickering attitude….

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    nopainogain  over 6 years ago

    so misandrist, non-inclusive, and perpetuating separatist values utilizing false gender-stereotyping.

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    erniejpdx  over 6 years ago

    Not “Darwinian irony”?

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    WTFrank  over 6 years ago

    I thought it was wrong to exclude someone based solely on their sexual orientation?

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    tad1  over 6 years ago

    So she claims all men are violent, yet uses violent means to exclude them. That’s a bit hypocritical, isn’t it?

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Tess, the T-Regina (Queen of the Tyrant-lizards), will attract the boys, and then she will eat them for lunch!

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    Alfred  over 6 years ago

    I know this is only a comic, but i’m getting very depressed that all media seems to think it’s ok to judge all males (white males in particular) to be evil, joke about violence against them (as this strip does) and on and on. Targeted at any other identifiable group this would not rightly be labelled hate speech.

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    Thehag  over 6 years ago

    Come on y’all seems to me Tess is a bouncer not an eater.

    Comments more like land of the assumptions and knee jerk outrage. Consider this magical forest is from the imagination of Danae. Do you really believe that some young boys wouldn’t imagine a magical place without girls? …..oh wait remember just until a couple a years ago there was the magical worlds of Girls (only) Scouts and Boys (only) Scouts.

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    RandyStegemann  over 6 years ago

    So where are all the girls from divorce court?

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