The end of one Era, the beginning of another. The Neanderthals were both tough and smart. But they may have been hide bound and that limited them where Homo Sapiens wasn’t. But that has changed today. Now we are the hardheaded ones ignoring change and doing nothing about what we have done en mass.
The universe could end at any moment if a vacuum metastability event, or vacuum decay, occurs where a bubble from another universe enters ours. It will annihilate our universe at the speed of light. Enjoy!
Eve ate the apple first then offered it to Adam. His excuse when God asked him why he had disobeyed? “That woman you gave me!”. Her excuse? “The snake made me do it!”.
If I were under that tree and if it had been a honeycrisp cultivar, those apples would have been quickly consumed resulting in eternal global happiness because honeycrisp apples are just that good.
According to the Old Testament, as written in Aramaic (the oldest written language closest to the language used when the Old Testament was an oral history) states that the Elohim (a plural form that translates to “the Gods”) created man out of dust. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elohim
Later on, Jehovah created Adam and installed him in the Garden of Eden as a little experiment, along with Lilith, making both equally out of the dust. Lilith turned out to have the excrement-able opinion that she was equal to Adam, and she was disposed of, so Jehovah could make a subservient mate for Adam. The descendants of Adam and Eve, the “chosen people” became the Jews.
In the meantime, the rest of humanity, descended from the first batch of “mud people” and worshiping a panoply of Gods, had spread out across the rest of the world. Some of them were around to provide mates to the descendants of Adam and Eve as they spread out.
Jews, Christians, and Muslims all look the same to me – all tracing their lineage back to that little science experiment in the desert.
Dtroutma over 6 years ago
And sleeping beauty awaits a prince.
danketaz Premium Member over 6 years ago
Whatever became of him?
GiantShetlandPony over 6 years ago
ROFLMAO, for every prediction for the end of the world, another seems to follow.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 6 years ago
The end of one Era, the beginning of another. The Neanderthals were both tough and smart. But they may have been hide bound and that limited them where Homo Sapiens wasn’t. But that has changed today. Now we are the hardheaded ones ignoring change and doing nothing about what we have done en mass.
Superfrog over 6 years ago
Any day now.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 6 years ago
The universe could end at any moment if a vacuum metastability event, or vacuum decay, occurs where a bubble from another universe enters ours. It will annihilate our universe at the speed of light. Enjoy!
Say What? Premium Member over 6 years ago
“The end is near,
no more pizza and beer.”
Not what Adam wanted to hear,
but now Eve is here.
dwane.scoty1 over 6 years ago
Jed: Right! Just like the Kennedy Bootleggers!
Alabama Al over 6 years ago
Um … wasn’t Adam and Eve suppose to be the only man and woman? Pretty sure I read that somewhere. Where did this guy come from?
keenanthelibrarian over 6 years ago
I just want to know what ‘end’ he was declaring. It’s been a while …
dot-the-I over 6 years ago
Hospital gown
sandpiper over 6 years ago
The missing link
tripwire45 over 6 years ago
I read a statistic that said as much as 2.6% of a person’s DNA could be Neanderthal, so I guess there’s something left of them after all.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 6 years ago
So in this version, Adam is offering Eve the apple. That’s more like it. “The fall of woman.”
Jan C over 6 years ago
Eve ate the apple first then offered it to Adam. His excuse when God asked him why he had disobeyed? “That woman you gave me!”. Her excuse? “The snake made me do it!”.
Ed_Bickford creator over 6 years ago
LOL! indeed. However, why is Eve clothed. They didn’t become ashamed of their naked bodies until after eating the apple. :D
Ignatz Premium Member over 6 years ago
My favorite prophet. He wrote the Book of Neanderthalis.
bbbmorrell over 6 years ago
Just once I wish a cartoonist would have the courage to draw a short haired eve
CYGNUS X1 over 6 years ago
He ‘s Thag from the Far Side. He’ll show up later at a book signing.
William Bednar Premium Member over 6 years ago
All Adam had to say was: No babe, I have an apple allergy.
For a Just and Peaceful World over 6 years ago
If I were under that tree and if it had been a honeycrisp cultivar, those apples would have been quickly consumed resulting in eternal global happiness because honeycrisp apples are just that good.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 6 years ago
Adam is suggesting that they eat the apple, but she’ll get the blame.
Numbnumb over 6 years ago
He became a Politician!
Lablubber over 6 years ago
History’s first and second cults.
phredturner over 6 years ago
Now there are 7.8 billion of these creatures on earth
vics_machine Premium Member over 6 years ago
“Religion. It’s given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.” – Jon Stewart
johnec over 6 years ago
According to the Old Testament, as written in Aramaic (the oldest written language closest to the language used when the Old Testament was an oral history) states that the Elohim (a plural form that translates to “the Gods”) created man out of dust. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elohim
Later on, Jehovah created Adam and installed him in the Garden of Eden as a little experiment, along with Lilith, making both equally out of the dust. Lilith turned out to have the excrement-able opinion that she was equal to Adam, and she was disposed of, so Jehovah could make a subservient mate for Adam. The descendants of Adam and Eve, the “chosen people” became the Jews.In the meantime, the rest of humanity, descended from the first batch of “mud people” and worshiping a panoply of Gods, had spread out across the rest of the world. Some of them were around to provide mates to the descendants of Adam and Eve as they spread out.
Jews, Christians, and Muslims all look the same to me – all tracing their lineage back to that little science experiment in the desert.
Bluejay Premium Member over 6 years ago
Oh, careful there Mr Miller EVERYONE knows it was ALL Eve’s fault…smirk