While I existentially agree with your literal definition of the notion of “figuratively”, the virtual extension of literal existentialism can only be visualized by a decentralized, non ambiguous, view of the ambivalence of the norm!
The chart looks like my IRA since Joe Biden got in office . : ( I loved the Trump administration , really I did . : ) And not to mention the gas prices also . GO ! Joe .
There’s a store in San Francisco called Cliff’s Hardware. I walked down to it one day, and found that it was closed. On getting back to the house, I announced to the roommates, “Make a note of this, Cliff’s is closed on Sunday. In the future, this shall be referred to as a Cliff’s note.”
marilynnbyerly over 3 years ago
These days, if someone uses the word “literally” when they talk, they mean “figuratively.” People are such idiots.
eastern.woods.metal over 3 years ago
Turn around, walk away and go back where you came from. Don’t look back
Baarorso over 3 years ago
Sounds like a “between a rock and a hard place” situation to me.;-D
artsyguy65 over 3 years ago
If you’re confused, Mr. Clavin down at the corner bar can explain it to you…
Concretionist over 3 years ago
Oh, ARRRGH. Cliff notes indeed…
Superfrog over 3 years ago
It’s all down hill from here.
WGillete over 3 years ago
Do Cliff Notes still exist?
Say What? Premium Member over 3 years ago
What, no golden parachute?
Charliegirl Premium Member over 3 years ago
Darwin Challenge.
Sanspareil over 3 years ago
While I existentially agree with your literal definition of the notion of “figuratively”, the virtual extension of literal existentialism can only be visualized by a decentralized, non ambiguous, view of the ambivalence of the norm!
GiantShetlandPony over 3 years ago
I found this literally funny. :P
hariseldon59 over 3 years ago
Wile E. Coyote on the left side.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Now a days it seems like people just throw out any word and pretend that it means what they mean and I’m mean if I don’t agree with them.
mikeyman over 3 years ago
Don’t believe everything you read.
dflak over 3 years ago
To some people, the world ends at the end of the next quarter.
That which gets rewarded, gets done. Bonuses are given out on quarterly performance. Long-range profitability or sustainability is not rewarded.
Nor is loyalty. “I know you saved me and my family from that flaming car wreck last week, but what have you done for me lately?”
uniquename over 3 years ago
Pulled in two directions at once: worst case scenario.
ERBEN2 over 3 years ago
The chart looks like my IRA since Joe Biden got in office . : ( I loved the Trump administration , really I did . : ) And not to mention the gas prices also . GO ! Joe .
rdav1248961 Premium Member over 3 years ago
When I saw this, I literally LOL. But I did not literally LMAO.
bryce.gear over 3 years ago
As good a definition as I’ve seen. Literally.
Linguist over 3 years ago
Absolutely Brilliant! Excellent, Wiley!!
sandpiper over 3 years ago
Whichever form people use for whatever reason, I just wish they’d skip the air quotation gestures.
Nyckname over 3 years ago
There’s a store in San Francisco called Cliff’s Hardware. I walked down to it one day, and found that it was closed. On getting back to the house, I announced to the roommates, “Make a note of this, Cliff’s is closed on Sunday. In the future, this shall be referred to as a Cliff’s note.”
lmolter over 3 years ago
Literally
dandye over 3 years ago
Joe Biden said he ate “literally” a million tacos! :-)
PoodleGroomer over 3 years ago
They should be propping up the right side of the chart with a toilet.
shorzy over 3 years ago
Wall Street is not the real world. The rentier class gets $$$ while real people get nothing.
Redd Panda over 3 years ago
Actually…figuratively…impact…so many words, so much fun!
Buckeye67 over 3 years ago
Don’t worry, if he’s the CEO he has a golden parachute.
scaeva Premium Member over 3 years ago
You are a master of understatement.
Malcome1 over 3 years ago
Many seem to use it mistakenly for the word ’seriously ’
keenanthelibrarian over 3 years ago
When I read this cartoon I literally laughed my head off.
oakie817 over 3 years ago
i had quite a collection of cliff notes by high school
mikeywilly over 3 years ago
These days it’d probably been done by computer.
frankito over 3 years ago
To borrow a line from the movies, if you can’t say what you mean, how can you mean what you say?