Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 06, 2021

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    marilynnbyerly  over 3 years ago

    These days, if someone uses the word “literally” when they talk, they mean “figuratively.” People are such idiots.

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    eastern.woods.metal  over 3 years ago

    Turn around, walk away and go back where you came from. Don’t look back

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    Baarorso  over 3 years ago

    Sounds like a “between a rock and a hard place” situation to me.;-D

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    artsyguy65  over 3 years ago

    If you’re confused, Mr. Clavin down at the corner bar can explain it to you…

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    Oh, ARRRGH. Cliff  notes indeed…

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    Superfrog  over 3 years ago

    It’s all down hill from here.

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    WGillete  over 3 years ago

    Do Cliff Notes still exist?

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    Say What? Premium Member over 3 years ago

    What, no golden parachute?

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Darwin Challenge.

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    Sanspareil  over 3 years ago

    While I existentially agree with your literal definition of the notion of “figuratively”, the virtual extension of literal existentialism can only be visualized by a decentralized, non ambiguous, view of the ambivalence of the norm!

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    GiantShetlandPony  over 3 years ago

    I found this literally funny. :P

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    hariseldon59  over 3 years ago

    Wile E. Coyote on the left side.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Now a days it seems like people just throw out any word and pretend that it means what they mean and I’m mean if I don’t agree with them.

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    mikeyman  over 3 years ago

    Don’t believe everything you read.

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    dflak  over 3 years ago

    To some people, the world ends at the end of the next quarter.

    That which gets rewarded, gets done. Bonuses are given out on quarterly performance. Long-range profitability or sustainability is not rewarded.

    Nor is loyalty. “I know you saved me and my family from that flaming car wreck last week, but what have you done for me lately?”

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    uniquename  over 3 years ago

    Pulled in two directions at once: worst case scenario.

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    ERBEN2  over 3 years ago

    The chart looks like my IRA since Joe Biden got in office . : ( I loved the Trump administration , really I did . : ) And not to mention the gas prices also . GO ! Joe .

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    rdav1248961 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    When I saw this, I literally LOL. But I did not literally LMAO.

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    bryce.gear  over 3 years ago

    As good a definition as I’ve seen. Literally.

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    Linguist  over 3 years ago

    Absolutely Brilliant! Excellent, Wiley!!

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    sandpiper  over 3 years ago

    Whichever form people use for whatever reason, I just wish they’d skip the air quotation gestures.

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    Nyckname  over 3 years ago

    There’s a store in San Francisco called Cliff’s Hardware. I walked down to it one day, and found that it was closed. On getting back to the house, I announced to the roommates, “Make a note of this, Cliff’s is closed on Sunday. In the future, this shall be referred to as a Cliff’s note.”

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    lmolter  over 3 years ago

    Literally

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    dandye  over 3 years ago

    Joe Biden said he ate “literally” a million tacos! :-)

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    PoodleGroomer  over 3 years ago

    They should be propping up the right side of the chart with a toilet.

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    shorzy  over 3 years ago

    Wall Street is not the real world. The rentier class gets $$$ while real people get nothing.

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    Redd Panda  over 3 years ago

    Actually…figuratively…impact…so many words, so much fun!

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    Buckeye67  over 3 years ago

    Don’t worry, if he’s the CEO he has a golden parachute.

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    scaeva Premium Member over 3 years ago

    You are a master of understatement.

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    Malcome1  over 3 years ago

    Many seem to use it mistakenly for the word ’seriously ’

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 3 years ago

    When I read this cartoon I literally laughed my head off.

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    oakie817  over 3 years ago

    i had quite a collection of cliff notes by high school

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    mikeywilly  over 3 years ago

    These days it’d probably been done by computer.

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    frankito  over 3 years ago

    To borrow a line from the movies, if you can’t say what you mean, how can you mean what you say?

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