No one remembers that ‘diversity’ came from the board room. It was to pave the way for importing cheap labor for business of all sizes.
That was followed by all retail clerks replacing ‘Merry Christmas’ with ‘Happy Holidays’.
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Or did people actually believe that all those clerks got together with some libruls in secret some weekend? And the whole ‘diversity’ thing was something hatched by them same libruls?
“And we’ve deducted the cost of the knives from your final paycheck.”
Corporate legal here … In an effort to waste no opportunity to make a profit, in concert with Payroll, we have authorized the use of the phrase “And we’ve deducted the cost of all the knives from each of your final paycheck s.”
mr_sherman Premium Member over 3 years ago
Murder in the conference room.
Can't Sleep over 3 years ago
I don’t know… It may be safer for the company’s liability, but it kinda lacks the drama.
Superfrog over 3 years ago
Legal would also like you to make it look like an accident.
Concretionist over 3 years ago
I’ll be using the collapsing stage dagger.
eastern.woods.metal over 3 years ago
I’ll have to remember to pack a bottle of ketchup under my jacket
Say What? Premium Member over 3 years ago
I’m getting Julius Caesar vibes from this scenario, focusing on the guy at the end of the table NOT having a knife.
braindead Premium Member over 3 years ago
No one remembers that ‘diversity’ came from the board room. It was to pave the way for importing cheap labor for business of all sizes.
That was followed by all retail clerks replacing ‘Merry Christmas’ with ‘Happy Holidays’.
.
Or did people actually believe that all those clerks got together with some libruls in secret some weekend? And the whole ‘diversity’ thing was something hatched by them same libruls?
WhatsTheJoke over 3 years ago
Carry a small knife and a couple of packets of single serve ketchup for when a minor indescretion is discovered.
in.amongst over 3 years ago
Great – a backroom agenda is now front and center.
jmarkoff2 over 3 years ago
In the Monty Python movie Life of Brian, see deleted scene “the suicide squad.”
momofalex7 over 3 years ago
He didn’t say, “Simon says”.
Doug K over 3 years ago
Everyone needs to admit guilt (even if they haven’t really done anything wrong). [It looks like they are (probably) all racist.]
Imagine over 3 years ago
Themselves, instead of each other, I assume? Never gonna happen.
mikeyman over 3 years ago
Whoever listens to legal?
cdward over 3 years ago
I don’t care what anyone says about government, for my money, the most corrupt, dangerous place for the country is the corporate boardroom.
keenanthelibrarian over 3 years ago
Not easy to stab yourself in the back; probably better to have the person on your left do it for you. Then, of course, you’d have to find a new boss …
bbenoit over 3 years ago
Turn all of the daggers to point at the head of the table, problem solved.
franki_g over 3 years ago
Everyone telecommuting is feverishly searching for “stabbed in the back” filters.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Another opportunity for Darwin to “win”.
sandpiper over 3 years ago
Saves a lot of intra-office bickering if you dis yourself.
johndifool over 3 years ago
Corporate Suicide Squad, attack!
“That’ll show them.” gasp rattle
Postcards From Richard Nixon over 3 years ago
That would be more fitting for Capitol Hill honk honk
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 3 years ago
“And we’ve deducted the cost of the knives from your final paycheck.”
SrTechWriter over 3 years ago
“And we’ve deducted the cost of the knives from your final paycheck.”
Corporate legal here … In an effort to waste no opportunity to make a profit, in concert with Payroll, we have authorized the use of the phrase “And we’ve deducted the cost of all the knives from each of your final paycheck s.”
michaeljwolff over 3 years ago
“Is this a dagger I see before me?”
Bilan over 3 years ago
The CEO is the only one without a dagger. Either he will be the last one standing or everybody else will kill him ala Agatha Christie.
bakana over 3 years ago
HR came up with a way to make it Easier.
They rammed the daggers through the Backs of all the chairs so that all they need to do is Lean Back.