Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 24, 2021

Nice name for a bar.

We have a bar in town called " Call the Office "

Don’t know. Sure Christmas and Easter have more in common spiritually, but think of the synergies if Santa and Jack joined forces! (yeah, it was a disaster in Nightmare before Christmas but that was a hostile one-sided take-over)

Tell your broker to buy shares in chocolate manufacturers.

That you’re having hallucinations?

Business will never let the merger happen. There’s TOO much at stake ( profit wise )

I didn’t even know that Santa or the Easter Bunny were incorporated. But now that I think about it, they are Limited Liabilities.

It would be a monopoly.

That idea will lay an egg

Tell ’im that you are going down the rabbit hole.

Be interesting to see the new themes when Wiley’s new season begins.

I don’t know if this is so far fetched. Just yesterday I saw Cadbury mini eggs at the store.

Cupid must of been held up in traffic!

I saw Momma kissing the Bunny rabbit as Santa egged her on.

If I find my stocking filled with eggs, I’m gonna be one very cheesed-off stock(ing)holder. And a Merry (and safe) Christmas to all!

Let’s just say that those aren’t ‘reindeer eggs’ on your roof.

As soon as the Tooth Fairy comes in, ask to be an investor.

If they share the Holidays, I don’t know if dyed eggs will go over at Christmas, but spiked egg nog at Easter seems pretty good.

Careful bunny, watch out for the in-santaty clause.

Getting together for Christmas is good. Hope everyone has a great day tomorrow. :} )=

I told my broker to find out what companies Congresspeople are investing in and make my portfolio look like theirs.

Candy futures are UP!

love the name of the bar

“Quick as a bunny” delivery services? The reindeer will get service contracts for the next five years and the elves management jobs at Amazon……

You can buy in with fantasy money like bitcoin.

They already work for the same umbrella corp – through different shell companies.

Sounds like anytime Proctor and Gamble acquire another business. They then destroy, whatever soul it had, or just destroy it entirely. They took over Gillette in Boston, and began butchering her, the first day.

A curse on the management of P&G …

May all your friends be untrue, all your sons cowards and all you daughters shameless.

Is anyone sure the bunny and Santa are actually two different characters? Maybe it’s just about costuming.

2 kids talking after Sunday School class:

1st kid: Do you really believe these stories about the Devil?

2nd kid: Nah – just like Santa, it’ll probably ly turn out to be your Dad.

I believe in God, Santa Claus, and the Tooth Fairy …… but NOT on the Easter Bunny.

You see, many years ago I found this truly fantastic recipe for Omelette au Lapin.

I’m not seeing a downside to the commitment. Either way, I get candy.

Tell him that Christianity has sold out!

Nah, the trend is more holidays, not fewer

Be sure to include Halloween and Thanksgiving.

It would keep Christmas hopping.

Here’s wishing all who celebrate it a very Merry Christmas! And to those who celebrate something else may your day be filled with joy and happiness as well! to all of you be well and be safe! ;^)

LOL, too funny. Happy Holidays Wiley!

What!?!? A Swiss or a Belgian chocolate company might merge with Peeps?

Not coming close to the contradictions herein.

Just remember that you can’t have Easter without Christmas, and between the two Easter is the more important event.

Heh…the Easter Bunny likes white wine…

Santa has no business with the govt of any country and the U.N. either.

Buy Eggs, Ginger and Peppermint.

A few shares of Marshmallow would probably do well, also.

I love the bar name, “Not @ Work”.