Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 18, 2023

That’s not how a kerat-otomy is supposed to work

They also teach you how to moon-walk on an icy sidewalk.

He left out the “t” in “Costmetic”.

At least he’s a Dr. instead of a Rabbi.

Had to laugh at the doctor’s name on the door

One o’ them slice of life cartoons.

At least he doesn’t do circumcisions.

I like the Doc’s name!

Cheaper than rhinoplasty – a rhinectomy.

This is almost underground cartoon quality. :-D

He’s changed his name. Back in the old country, he was Dr. Hackettov

nothing to sneeze at

At first glance The Count thought it was his winky. Give it up. You did, too.

I’m not going to ask what body part that is on the sidewalk

freezing it and just whack off anything unwanted.

Not happy with your appearance – Cut off your nose to spite your face.

Nose jobs, 50% off.

He said “Got your nose!” to a crowd of horrified children

It’s not all about cutting things off. Some “things” get inflated/enhanced.

Dr. Hackett… bwahahaha!

That’s one heckuva nose job!

He’s smart for not putting Madonna’s picture in the window

I always worried when I read ads for, “Cosmetic surgery, 30% off.” I can’t afford to lose thirty percent of any body part.

He’ll hackett off for good!!!

Stick on his forehead and you’ll have a rhino-plasty!

“Just the tip!”

The one on the ground was not cut from his nose. The sign helps cover the wound while it er, heals.

Hey! Laugh if you want, but look how good a job he did on Madonna!

W. E. Lovett!

I finally got around to watching, on DVD, the 2021 movie Cyrano, starring Peter Dinklage. In the film, Cyrano’s gross deviation from the ideal of physical handsomeness wasn’t a huge nose (as in 1987’s Roxanne, with Steve Martin) but dwarfism. The performances were fine, and the costuming was excellent. The sets (as you’d expect from an adaptation of a stage musical) were quite limited and thus only semi-realistic. The score was uniformly insipid and uninspiring.

I quite admire Dinklage’s work, ever since I first saw him in The Station Agent, and I’m sorry that he can’t seem to find roles other than tired tropes like the munchkins in The Wizard of Oz or the ooompa loompas in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. For a little person, something like the epic TV series Game of Thrones must’ve seemed like manna from heaven.

Very funny, belly laugh…

This is what you get with in-house advertising.

Nose job or a snow job?

Dr. Will E. Hacket. Heh.

I think the snowman looks better that way …

I just hope the carrot was his nose and not… something else