Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 11, 2023

Disney should open a theme park in Finland, Happiness to the power of two!!

“Abandon all narratives” – I like it

Does that mean no pickup lines?

There go the fish stories.

There is a restaurant here in Frederick Maryland that is now know as “Beef ’n Buns ’n Paradise” thanks to a certain singer.

Alcohol’s a depressant. I find the atmosphere in bars FAR too sad to tolerate.

You mean that Disney doesn’t own EVERYTHING yet? ;D

He lives in a Fantasyland.

They are in the process of acquiring desantis and most of the Florida government

Chance would be a fine thing!

Bad grammar: the sign should say “…ye that enter here”.

Looks like the door to Dante’s Inferno.

I thought it was the WOKEst place on earth. Count The Count out.

You will probably find Joe Pyle and his brother Bob in there. I hear Bob was admitted to the bar years ago.

Happiest place?? Yeah, if you really love standing in line, in the Sun.

What “narrative”? People in bars today just stare into their phones

Disney may hold the trademark but not the truth. Disney world is hot, humid, and full of whining babies\children in the afternoon.

No cure for idiocy. It is both insidious and ubiquitous. Think of an education system that has become so moribund that hat-sized IQ’s have become the norm and the bell curve for intelligence stops at the short upslope of the low end. Unfortunately, that also parallels expectation for the future. C’est tragique, ça donne envie de pleurer.

Emphasis on ALL. !!

there’s not much happiness in the Disney boardroom

Disney may hold the trademark, but Finland holds the title.

Just leave your clothes by the front door

APPARENTLY, Wiley Miller has lost his Sense of Humor with WuhanCovid.