If she didn’t watch the news, she would be totally ignorant of what is happening in the world. Given that she is going to school to learn, it seems like you would want her to know stuff.
The euphemisms don’t change the reality of the situation, just the perception of the situation. Something people don’t realize until it is WAY too late.
Plaigirizing is stealing. It doesn’t matter which college you get to be elected to be the president of. Or to which college’s president you are elected.
Embrace “Truthiness” it’s much more convenient, than the truth thing.
Well, my idol, Stormy has finished her testimony. I’ll bet she said the same thing yesterday, that she said when the orange hog rolled offa her…“Thank God, that’s over.”
Unfortunately, what we are going through now has become the normal. It is no one’s fault except our own. “The government [country] you elect is the government [country] you deserve.”― Thomas Jefferson . But even even Jefferson didn’t know ignorance and banality was a winner as a political platform.
OK, I get it, the message here is that the little girl is brainwashed and thoroughly corrupted by watching too much TV. In reality TV news is only a small part of the brainwashing and corrupting factor.
Does anybody else realize that this is a complete repeat? Not just a little bit similar, a duplicate. I recognize that because it was one I really liked.
C about 2 months ago
More fox than fox
hariseldon59 about 2 months ago
Budding career as a spin doctor.
Scorpio Premium Member about 2 months ago
She definitely learned too much from Kellyanne Conway
sirbadger about 2 months ago
If she didn’t watch the news, she would be totally ignorant of what is happening in the world. Given that she is going to school to learn, it seems like you would want her to know stuff.
cmxx about 2 months ago
Danae’s learning, all right. But she’s not learning the right things about the right stuff. She’s just learning the wrong stuff.
Imagine about 2 months ago
It’s not news, it’s propaganda.
Superfrog about 2 months ago
Euphemisms should be cleaned regularly and flushed after each use. Even the banal ones.
cracker65 about 2 months ago
I know who it sounds like she’s been watching.
B4ItNs about 2 months ago
She’ll make a fine lawyer and future politician after she’d disbarred
Alabama Al about 2 months ago
The euphemisms don’t change the reality of the situation, just the perception of the situation. Something people don’t realize until it is WAY too late.
Farside99 about 2 months ago
Plaigirizing is stealing. It doesn’t matter which college you get to be elected to be the president of. Or to which college’s president you are elected.
cdward about 2 months ago
The art of spin is equal parts corporate speak and politics. The two go hand in hand. And both use the same advertising firms.
Botulism Bob about 2 months ago
Brother Bob does not want his niece to become another lawyer.
keenanthelibrarian about 2 months ago
Yeah – you can call it what you like, it’s still illegal imprisonment and torture.
diverbelle about 2 months ago
Just send her to her room without any media access…for the entire weekend. 48 hours deprivation is a good start.
PraiseofFolly about 2 months ago
Do we witness another offshoot to the Banality of Evil? A skunk cabbage by any other name … would stink as rank.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 2 months ago
And never forget, “I don’t understand the question” really means “I don’t know the answer”.
Groucho & Redd Panda about 2 months ago
Embrace “Truthiness” it’s much more convenient, than the truth thing.
Well, my idol, Stormy has finished her testimony. I’ll bet she said the same thing yesterday, that she said when the orange hog rolled offa her…“Thank God, that’s over.”
sandpiper about 2 months ago
It’s hard to choose a quality that actually describes modern news speak. Kinda between banality and idiocy.
nancyb creator about 2 months ago
She needs some ‘me time’ in her room, without the phone or TV.
Slowly, he turned... about 2 months ago
Unfortunately, what we are going through now has become the normal. It is no one’s fault except our own. “The government [country] you elect is the government [country] you deserve.”― Thomas Jefferson . But even even Jefferson didn’t know ignorance and banality was a winner as a political platform.
AlGirouard about 2 months ago
She’ll be a great republican
mindjob about 2 months ago
If banal euphemisms make the stock market go up, I’m for them
DaBump Premium Member about 2 months ago
Timothe Murray Premium Member about 2 months ago
Aren’t those drinks rather far away??
elgrecousa Premium Member about 2 months ago
OK, I get it, the message here is that the little girl is brainwashed and thoroughly corrupted by watching too much TV. In reality TV news is only a small part of the brainwashing and corrupting factor.
monya_43 about 2 months ago
This comic series is a rerun from 2009. It is amazing how prescient Wiley is. Several comments have referenced recent news.
Mike Baldwin creator about 2 months ago
Brilliant!
Bilan about 2 months ago
If there’s one thing about Trump is that he doesn’t use euphemisms. He just straight out lies.
lnrokr55 about 2 months ago
I concur, shut up Bob!
jc about 2 months ago
Ground her at an undisclosed location
eddi-TBH about 2 months ago
Told ya. Danae is remarkably naive despite her intelligence.
dogday Premium Member about 2 months ago
Funny how unfunny it is when you’re living up to the eyeballs in Danaes.
Norton99 about 2 months ago
Does anybody else realize that this is a complete repeat? Not just a little bit similar, a duplicate. I recognize that because it was one I really liked.
lindz.coop Premium Member about 2 months ago
She’s had such a role model…and so many kids are the same.