The Bible is the world’s longest-running, most widely respected, and least reliable Rorschach Test. You can look in it and see anything you want to see, find anything you want to find, justify any pre-ordained conclusion you prefer, or validate any prejudice — because the Bible has it all: love, hate; revenge, redemption; war, peace; slavery, freedom; humility, arrogance; kindness, cruelty; and, as Mark Twain observed, “upwards of a thousand lies”!
Remember the movie, “What about Bob?” He tells a joke about a psychiatrist doing the inkblot test on a man. With every picture the patient says, “Sex, sex, sex…” The doctor says, “You think about sex a lot, don’t you?” The man says, “Whaddya mean me? You’re the one with the dirty pictures!”
rmremail 16 days ago
Don’t worry – he’s a professional – he won’t use your real name.
AllishaDawn 16 days ago
I see the laughing hyena from The Lion King.
sirbadger 16 days ago
There are no wrong answers, but there are wrong uses of correct answers.
diazch408 16 days ago
How do his political clients feel about those inkblots?
wallylm 16 days ago
“Allow me to recommend a therapist after I’m done with you after this appointment.”
Imagine 16 days ago
When your therapist does stand-up on the side.
SHIVA 16 days ago
The therapist pulled them on me once; I was taken aback so I just blurted out nonsense!!! Turns out they expect you to do that!!!
comixbomix 16 days ago
Somehow, they all resemble a huge bill.
Packratjohn Premium Member 16 days ago
I’d market them as modern art. People will buy most anything.
dot-the-I 16 days ago
“The only wrong answers pertain to perceived threats to national security and our so-called American way of life.”
phritzg Premium Member 16 days ago
The ink blot joke I like most is Emo Philips talking about his visit to the school psychologist.
Doug K 16 days ago
This one Asian woman thought most of the inkblots “look-a like-a man”
bbenoit 16 days ago
“Bug splat”.
[Traveler] Premium Member 16 days ago
Drop cloth
Slowly, he turned... 16 days ago
Ok then – the first one is a basketball player rolling in mustard yelling “I’m a Hotdog, I’m a hotdog!”
curtisrus 15 days ago
There are no wrong answers, but there may be some disturbing ones.
phredturner 15 days ago
I hated having to look at those disgusting pornographic ink blots
njchris 15 days ago
but you are the one showing me the sexy pictures
sandpiper 15 days ago
Like some computer instructions on how to set up one’s email.
david_42 15 days ago
“You’re the guy with all of the dirty pictures, doc”
Wizard of Ahz-no relation 15 days ago
Well doc, you’re the one with all the dirty pictures
smgray 15 days ago
What do you see? $^#(. Now? !#&#. Now? @*. Why do you only see that? Hey, doc, you’re the one with the dirty pictures.
hans Premium Member 15 days ago
If I was a therapist I would wonder why so many of you guys make yokes about “sexy” pictures…
ladykat 15 days ago
I only see inkblots.
Amra Leo 15 days ago
“Give me back my face!”
Calvins Brother 15 days ago
They’re all QR Codes.
strictures 15 days ago
Wikipedia has all of the inkblots & what you’re supposed to see in them. As far as I’m concerned, it’s all total BS!
Richard S Russell Premium Member 15 days ago
The Bible is the world’s longest-running, most widely respected, and least reliable Rorschach Test. You can look in it and see anything you want to see, find anything you want to find, justify any pre-ordained conclusion you prefer, or validate any prejudice — because the Bible has it all: love, hate; revenge, redemption; war, peace; slavery, freedom; humility, arrogance; kindness, cruelty; and, as Mark Twain observed, “upwards of a thousand lies”!
Bilan 15 days ago
“It looks like somebody spilled some ink.”
lnrokr55 15 days ago
Too much truth here, unfortunately !
SteveR405 15 days ago
Both my therapist and I realized that we were not a good match when he held up an ink blot and I yelled “you idiot, you’re holding it upside down”.
mindjob 15 days ago
The interpretations are funny when they have a lot of detail
mistercatworks 15 days ago
My second wife was a psychotherapist. The stories she told me and could never tell anyone else would curl your hair and were rarely funny.
elgrecousa Premium Member 15 days ago
Why would you think shrinks are different from your average coworker or friend?
jbruins84341 15 days ago
Remember the movie, “What about Bob?” He tells a joke about a psychiatrist doing the inkblot test on a man. With every picture the patient says, “Sex, sex, sex…” The doctor says, “You think about sex a lot, don’t you?” The man says, “Whaddya mean me? You’re the one with the dirty pictures!”
Cactus-Pete 15 days ago
The stack is way too big. The Rorschach test has a specific set of inkblots and there are only ten of them.
Cerabooge 15 days ago
Be thankful that Rorschach lied about what he saw.
baskate_2000 14 days ago
This guy’s license to practice should be revoked.
keenanthelibrarian 14 days ago
Not exactly what you should be telling your patient BEFORE he does the test.