Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 05, 2024

If you ask me, he’s cracked.

I don’t get the yolk.

It’ll soon be autumn. The time is almost right for him to have a great fall!

He’s not what he’s cracked up to be.

He needs a drink, I’ll buy

He’s had an eggistential crisis.

If you combine that deep state with the book burners, you will at least get fried eggs.

There’s a current mistrust of Eggheads. How shell we batter that attitude?

I’ve been joking for years that Humpty Dumpty was pushed!

(There is nothing in the original story that said that he was an egg)

Why not? Next few weeks are gonna be weird enough anyway.

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall.

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the king’s horses and all the kings men,

Had a great omelette breakfast.

And pushing Liberal pseudo intellectuals into the comments section of Go Comics and Starbucks everywhere esp now that Pumpkin Spice Lattes are back.

“The Dominion documents have revealed that Fox views its audience as uninformed simpletons who are so wrapped up in their own hatred of fellow Americans that they cannot bear to hear about inconvenient facts. Suzanne Scott, Fox CEO pretty much states this repeatedly.” – Matthew Sheffield, former Repuglican operative.

Ahhh – so that is why they believe the “deep state” is based out of a pizza shop in Washington instead of the Kremlin.

Whiskey and a Bottle of Superglue please !

He’s there to get pickled.

He looks eggsuasted……

Nowhere in the rhyme is egg mentioned.

Personally I suspect the deep stable. Those king’s horses are a devious bunch.

If an egg was good enough for Alice, it’s good enough for me! (Of course she WAS through the looking glass at the time….)

Don’t believe him, it’s a a shell game.

It’s always someone else’s fault. Same story on Fux Nooz every night.

Occam’s razor: the simplest explanation that adequately describes a phenomenon is most likely to be true.

Murphy’s blunt instrument: the most convoluted explanation that relies on the longest sequence of unlikely events and involves the most conspirators is most likely to be believed.

Now you know why cults and conspiracies exist.

And all the King’s Horses and all the King’s Men

Didn’t know beans about jigsaw puzzles

in a 1933 movie, Humpty Dumpty was played by WC Fields

Humpty was originally a giant seige cannon. when did it become an egg?

It was so much easier when he was just cancelled.

He’s a good egg; slightly cracked but a good egg…

This guy cracks me up! ;-)

With the eggheads pushed off the wall, this explains why government is run by a bunch of dummies

Just a shell of his former self. (how many already said it?)

Where are all the King’s horses and men when you need them??