Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 19, 2022

Next cartoon:

The ballpeen hammer.

Ads for pharmaceuticals are everywhere. They’ve even invaded the comics.

They give no pees of mind.

You had to remind me Mark, didn’t you?! (Blush, rush & flush)

Slip in an urination joke, huh?

There’s a wee bit of humor in this strip

I thought Gall was divided into 3 parts.

And then there’s DeGaulle bladder. (it’s a French joke)

This could be voided.

My late loving wife and I always joked that “coffee pee” was the worst, it happens so sudden. I actually have to…..

I haven’t had a gall bladder since I was in my 30’s. Turned out it was the cause of pain I’d been having at least 10 years! My doctors thought I was “too young” to have gallstones rolls her eyes

Shouldn’t it be Bladder Gal ?

When you were a wee, wee tot, they’d drag you from your warm, warm cot. And set you on that cold, cold pot. And make you wee whether you could or not. A joke my uncle told me many years ago.

Too much pinot noir.

A haiku I composed for a Bitter Valentine’s Day Haiku contest at work many years ago:

Have to stop and pee?

Interrupts romantic mood

Getting old’s a b!tch.

Thought that was a bladder call.

Excuse me while I make a rest stop. Maybe then I can come up with some witty comment