Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 18, 2023

No, honey, I’m not.

It’s a sting.

I can’t hive 55.

It’s Sting and the Police!

He would’ve gotten away if he was Ninja Bee.

One trick question that the police sometimes pose is, “Do you mind if I search your car?” If you respond “yes”, that you do mind, that could be interpreted as “yes, go ahead and search”. If you answer “no”, that is interpreted as “no, I don’t mind, go ahead and search”. The correct response is “I do not give consent to a search.”

Name: Robert Redford

well, he is a bee so…

The “buzz” sound comes from the wings. He’s buckled in, sitting back on the wings. So clearly he is not, and cannot buzz.

That’s better than the cop who called him a son of a bee!

that’s a Cʟᴀss Bᴇᴇ misdemeanor

How high are you? Hi, how are you?

I was buzzed until you pulled me over, honey bun! Your hive or mine?

Too many Stingaritas

Species profiling.

Don’t move, keep your feet on the steering wheel then come out of the car slowly with your feet raised, no quick moves…

Interesting that the cop is blue collar while the driver is white collar.

I think I need to see an exorcist about my English degree. Again.

Buzz off, mister.

“No, I’m buzzING.”

The officer won’t let him drive, so he’ll have to find a ride comb .

the cop stopped him ’cause that area is a real hive of crime…

Officer, while I do “buzz”, I am not, in point of fact, “buzzed”.

Bee nice, all o’ youse.

Well, I’ll bee!

bees can’t walk in a straight line