“I gave my cat a bath the other day…they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that…”― Steve Martin
Start with them when they are kittens and after that only bathe when necessary. If the cat is an indoor only then you’ll not be needing to bathe it because they are pretty good self groomers
He must have been feeling suicidal because no one in their right mind tries to bathe a cat. The only time I can think of that a bath by a human would be required is if kitty tangled with a skunk. That kind of bath requires tomato juice and two tranquilizers. One for you and one for kitty. Once kitty is unconscious, then you can bathe him/her.
I bathed four cats (one of them twice) when ringworm swept through the household from our newest adoptee. I wore rose gardening gauntlets, an old ski suit, and a thick hat with a face mask. My daughter brought me each cat one at a time and helped with operating the shower and keeping the shower door closed so the cats couldn’t escape. I still ended up with a fair few scratches as they insisted on climbing me like a tree to try and escape.
Ratkin 5 months ago
RIP (no periods needed)
FreihEitner Premium Member 5 months ago
That would do it.
cracker65 5 months ago
And then there’s the riddle. How do you give a cat a bath? Put it in toilet, shut lid, flush.
jasonsnakelover 5 months ago
But do you know?
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 5 months ago
That’s a big grave for what would be left of him.
MichaelAxelFleming 5 months ago
“I gave my cat a bath the other day…they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that…”― Steve Martin
The Reader Premium Member 5 months ago
He was off the mark on that one!
Teto85 Premium Member 5 months ago
Start with them when they are kittens and after that only bathe when necessary. If the cat is an indoor only then you’ll not be needing to bathe it because they are pretty good self groomers
ladykat 5 months ago
My last words will be “here, kitty, kitty, kitty…”
bobpeters61 5 months ago
♫♪♬ Scritch, scritch, scratch. I was giving a bath…♫♪♬
Chris 5 months ago
gee, I’m sure that went well… :l
scote1379 Premium Member 5 months ago
The next words were " Here hold my Beer " Followed by " Arrrrrrggaaaa "
Wendy Emlinger Premium Member 5 months ago
He must have been feeling suicidal because no one in their right mind tries to bathe a cat. The only time I can think of that a bath by a human would be required is if kitty tangled with a skunk. That kind of bath requires tomato juice and two tranquilizers. One for you and one for kitty. Once kitty is unconscious, then you can bathe him/her.
thejanith Premium Member 5 months ago
Love it! Thanks for the laugh.
mistercatworks 5 months ago
It’s not a one-man job.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 5 months ago
The funeral was closed casket.
Mike Baldwin creator 5 months ago
Scratched that off this bucket list.
David Rickard Premium Member 5 months ago
There are less painful ways to commit suicide…
jbarnes 5 months ago
I bathed four cats (one of them twice) when ringworm swept through the household from our newest adoptee. I wore rose gardening gauntlets, an old ski suit, and a thick hat with a face mask. My daughter brought me each cat one at a time and helped with operating the shower and keeping the shower door closed so the cats couldn’t escape. I still ended up with a fair few scratches as they insisted on climbing me like a tree to try and escape.
ars731 5 months ago
“I mean who knew he would slip and git the tub..”
wildlandwaters 5 months ago
…and the cat said “hold my beer”…….