Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 14, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 4 months ago

    Are you sure he’s not a cat?

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  4 months ago

    ok⠄⠄⠄you know wha’cha did wrong, don’cha?

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    angelolady Premium Member 4 months ago

    I don’t think he did it…..

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    SHIVA  4 months ago

    This is why I’d rather have a tortoise in my backyard!!!

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    rekam Premium Member 4 months ago

    Should have kept him in his crate, of course.

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    enigmamz  4 months ago

    He/She’s quick, you gotta admit that!

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    cracker65  4 months ago

    Very accurate

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    H&M  4 months ago

    Now he has no time to feed you.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member 4 months ago

    good thing doggie doesn’t belong to. the celebrated governor of South Dakota

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    phritzg Premium Member 4 months ago

    As the new pet parent, he should have known better than to let the puppy out of his carrier unsupervised. Maybe a warning label on the carrier would have helped (although a guy might not bother to read it).

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    wameen  4 months ago

    A friend is getting a puppy. Should I send this to her just as a subtle hint?

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    Znox11  4 months ago

    Feng shui?

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  4 months ago

    Time for some training. Train him, puppy.

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    Skeptical Meg  4 months ago

    It’s:

    1. paper

    2. food

    3. puppy

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    uniquename  4 months ago

    Now he’s made it his home.

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    goboboyd  4 months ago

    Where do you keep the toilet paper rolls?

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    davidlwashburn  4 months ago

    You can have a pristine house, or you can have a dog. Everything in life is a trade-off. I choose love on four paws.

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    ladykat  4 months ago

    Agent of chaos and havoc.

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    rgulyash  4 months ago

    Separation anxiety is real!

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    dbrucepm  4 months ago

    a puppy is basically a baby or toddler, if you wouldn’t leave them alone then you shouldn’t leave a puppy alone

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    EMGULS79  4 months ago

    Another of the many reasons I have CATS.

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    cactusbob333  4 months ago

    Ninja puppy.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  4 months ago

    He should name the puppy “Wrecks”.

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    hubbard3188  4 months ago

    Ninja puppy.

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    aerilim  4 months ago

    That was our new puppy, day 1 and 2 and 3….

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    dbrucepm  4 months ago

    almost all of our dogs were “unadoptable” older dogs from the local shelter and we didn’t have these problems

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    Ina Tizzy  4 months ago

    My granddaughter brought home a stray cat. It was pregnant and gave birth to 6 kittens. I’m pretty sure Gremlins was inspired by kittens.

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    stillfickled Premium Member 4 months ago

    My pooch is a rescue pooch. She’d a very good pooch. Has never torn up things, chewed on things torn things……..

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