Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 21, 2024

  1. The rat
    Ratkin Premium Member about 7 hours ago

    Don’t kid a kidder.

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    Yakety Sax  about 7 hours ago

    Only if they’re free range.

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    Freebyrd1  about 7 hours ago

    The problem is that you can’t fit a whole one in the average oven

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  4. No access
      about 7 hours ago

    don’t she get to pick one from the tank?

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    deojaideep aka Courage  about 6 hours ago

    Thank you, but I do not need the menu I know exactly what to order. I would like to order one Hansel & Gretel combo with extra chocolate.

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member about 6 hours ago

    No, I said a steak-and-kidney pie… not a steak and kid knee pie.

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    Gent  about 2 hours ago

    You is got to be kiddings me.

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    milnerdd2 Premium Member about 2 hours ago

    Shouldn’t that be Kid’s instead of Kids’?

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 2 hours ago

    I’ll have the Chop Susie.

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    dsidney49  about 2 hours ago

    Baby back ribs and some peach toddler… oh, and a grape inFant-a…

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 1 hour ago

    Keds kids Keds.

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    Dirtfarmer  about 1 hour ago

    Punctuation is always important, even when speaking.

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    mindjob  8 minutes ago

    Guaranteed to be plump and juicy

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