Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 07, 1971

Transcript:

Lucy, Linus, Sally, and Five are in line at the movies. Sally says, "Whenever I stand in line with you, Linus, I like to pretend that we're together." Linus sighs.<BR><BR> Sally asks, "Did you read the reviews, Linus? Is this a good movie?" Linus does not turn around. He responds, "I never read the reviews."<BR><BR> "When we get in to the theater, Linus, where are you going to sit?"<BR><BR> "I like to sit 'way up front," says Linus.<BR><BR> "Sometimes when two people who like each other go to the movie together, they sit in the back row..."<BR><BR> Linus repeats, "I like to sit way up front." The kid in front of Lucy is facing the booth. "One, please." he says.<BR><BR> "Are you going to pay for my ticket, Linus?" Sally asks. "Pay for your own ticket." "One, please." Lucy holds up a bill.<BR><BR> "If I pay for my own ticket, may I sit next to you?" asks Sally. Linus is at the front of the line: "Forget it! One, please."<BR><BR> Sally stands alone.<BR><BR> She screams at the ticket booth: "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WANNA BUY A TICKET TO YOUR STUPID MOVIE?"<BR><BR>