Now there’s this thing called the landing zone, and then there’s the end zone and then there’s a touchback and the … Oh heck, just put the ball on the 30 yard line.
when i was in college i was on the fencing team, after one meet the coach asked one girl why she had not been more aggressive. She said she was afraid if she attacked the other girl, she would get mad and attack back. The look of disbelief on the coach’s face sticks with me decades later.
Hmm, this Van Pelt/Brown combination seems a lot less toxic than the other one. Though Linus just propping it up and walking away isn’t all that supportive either.
CatonaPC© 1 day ago
Sally’s First Law: In any kick there is an equal and opposite ‘re-kick’.
eced52 1 day ago
Kick it again.
Cat Next Door 1 day ago
Call Lucy. She has a way of making footballs disappear.
knutdl 1 day ago
An eye for an eye.
mccollunsky 1 day ago
A Van Pelt working with a Brown to kick a football, parallel.
therese_callahan2002 1 day ago
Earlier, Sally stopped playing football due to concerns about a permanent knee injury.
dcdete. 1 day ago
Wow what a dumb blonde moment. Good that this dates back to the 1970s. Feminists must be hopping mad now these days reading that.
GerryRoss 1 day ago
“Have you been kicked back by a rogue football? You could be entitled to compensation!”
MRBLUESKY529 1 day ago
Run.
Decepticomic 1 day ago
Then it’s on.
Ellis97 1 day ago
It can’t kick you back, Sally. It has no legs.
SquidGamerGal 1 day ago
Just be thankful Lucy isn’t holding it!
'IndyMan' 1 day ago
At least, with the ball there ‘by itself’, there is no one to pull it out of the way just before you kick it, Sally ! ! !
mckeonfuneralhomebx 1 day ago
Your not Charlie
uniquename 1 day ago
It doesn’t kick back, but if it’s cold and the ball’s really hard, it can still hurt.
jpvanpelt2012 1 day ago
I am usually not a Football fan but for some reason I found this funny and amusing.
dflak 1 day ago
Now there’s this thing called the landing zone, and then there’s the end zone and then there’s a touchback and the … Oh heck, just put the ball on the 30 yard line.
Neo Stryder 1 day ago
Then you’ll know that’s not a ball
Darryl Heine 1 day ago
Footballs don’t kick people.
Wizard of Ahz-no relation 1 day ago
when i was in college i was on the fencing team, after one meet the coach asked one girl why she had not been more aggressive. She said she was afraid if she attacked the other girl, she would get mad and attack back. The look of disbelief on the coach’s face sticks with me decades later.
ladykat 1 day ago
It won’t; however, it may disappear if Lucy shows up.
Purple People Eater 1 day ago
Most people don’t complain about getting kickbacks.
sobrown51 1 day ago
I get no kicks… from champagne.
mindjob 1 day ago
If it kicks you back, it’s time to admit you have a substance problem
John Jorgensen 1 day ago
Hmm, this Van Pelt/Brown combination seems a lot less toxic than the other one. Though Linus just propping it up and walking away isn’t all that supportive either.
One of the 12 monkeys 1 day ago
Good point !!!!
gantech 1 day ago
Mine did…it’s why I quit the game.
The Fly Hunter 1 day ago
Just don’t let Lucy be the holder.
coffeeturtle 1 day ago
you deserved it
KEA 1 day ago
actually it does
lnrokr55 1 day ago
Kick that thing !
gammaguy 1 day ago
“What if it kicks me back?”
Then I suspect that you’ll get a kick out of it.
ajakimber425 1 day ago
Then you’re in deep trouble, Sally!
Strawberry King about 24 hours ago
Balls don’t kick back.
A reference of a line used in Bruce Lee’s film “Enter the Dragon”
eddi-TBH about 24 hours ago
A distinct possibility at her size.