Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 25, 2012
Transcript:
Pig: I heard you went to the doctor this morning. Rat: Yeah. My foot's been hurting me. Pig: How'd it go? Rat: Well, I spend the first 45 minutes filling out insurance forms. But then it turned out my insurance didn't cover it. Then I spent an hour in the waiting room. Then waited another 15 minutes in the examination room. Then the doctor finally came in and looked at my foot and said... 'Just give it some rest'. So I kicked him in the face. Hope he enjoys his trip to the doctor. Pig: Hope you used the other foot.
Who said he used a foot at all?