Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 06, 2012
Transcript:
Guard Duck: Excuse, sir. But Mr. Snuffles here feels he hasn't gotten enough time in the strip lately. Pastis: Gee, Guard Duck, I think every character feels that way. I"m not quite sure what I can do about it. Guard Duck: How about a footrace, sir? All the characters compete. Whoever wins gets more time in the strip. Pastis: SOunds fine to me. What do the other characters think? Bennie: I object.
Bilan almost 12 years ago
Does that mean the Crocs won’t get any strip time either?
Templo S.U.D. almost 12 years ago
Oh, great. Benny’s back in the boots!
Varnes almost 12 years ago
Bilan, Bob’s as good as dead….He is the one that dies all the time, right?
knight1192a almost 12 years ago
And the looser gets done away with. Doesn’t look good for Bennie.
unnormal almost 12 years ago
That joyless bear just might not be around much anymore.
einarbt7 almost 12 years ago
Debate competition?
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Nov. 30th – Bennie traded the boots for a frilly hat. A little continuity Pastis! ;-)
swooshfactor almost 12 years ago
Mr. Snuffles has feet?
finale almost 12 years ago
Snuffles has mined the course……“you go first!”.
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
Mr. Snuffles has seniority over Bennie the Bear. And his quiet demeanor tends to obscure the fact that he is a very capable and efficient colleague to Li’l Guard Duck. Bennie falls! Face it, Cartoon-Boy, your new character is a goner!
jmartin1955 almost 12 years ago
Fourth wall, I don’t see no stinkin’ fourth wall.
Number Three almost 12 years ago
Excellent strip!
xxx
petersg_99 almost 12 years ago
It must be really surreal living with Stephan Pastis…
Kathy Freeman almost 12 years ago
…Run Mr. Snuffles, run!! =^..^=
Vonne Anton almost 12 years ago
Reminds me: I have to go feed the cat, walk the dog, and feed the ducks… lazy things; none would win any race.
Sherlock Watson almost 12 years ago
I look at that bear, and I hear “Lola” by The Kinks playing in my head.·Stephan, if you ever get to do a Pearls movie, please include Bennie in it; the controversy alone will sell tickets.
De_Faulto almost 12 years ago
I really like this bear.
David Rickard Premium Member almost 12 years ago
But I thought the bear switched to wearing lady’s hats instead of kinky boots…
K M almost 12 years ago
And dying is even easier when you’re a croc in this strip!
comicgal10 almost 12 years ago
I thought benny lost the boots.
Constantinepaleologos almost 12 years ago
Is Benny really a character? Please tell me he’s not staying in the strip.
Varnes almost 12 years ago
=^..^= Ranbowtrout, thanks, I’m stealing that…..
Havelock_Vetinari almost 12 years ago
Please! Kill Bennie! Have him be eaten by the Crocs.
Phil (full phname Philip Philop) over 7 years ago
Would be a good idea for a story arc.
WHYISZITSNOTONHERE over 5 years ago
Thought he switched to hats
Processed Mouse Loaf over 4 years ago
Given that Mr. Snuffles has no limbs, he also wouldn’t get too far in the race.
Goat the goat about 4 years ago
This I think was a dumb idea on my part, sir.
Mr. Snuffles over 2 years ago
I do need more time in the strip