Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 04, 2013

Dolphins 2, Crocs 0.

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Tomorrow, the dolphins will ring the doorbell at ZZE and say, “Candygram!”

The Crocs really do give new meaning to the phrase “too stupid to live,” don’t they?

silly dolphins. they’re thousands of miles from the orinoco river!

Somehow I’m reminded of the Penguins in the game Zoo Tycoon.

Oopsy Doopsy. Gotta love it.

“Me go sweem wid dolpheens to Enya songs as ees once een lifetime eesperince.”

(dolphins rip corc to pieces)<br

"Forgot the Enya song.

“Oopsy doopsy.”

:)

Who is going to clean up the bones this time?

It cannot be Larry so I can only assume that it’s another Bob who got eaten by the dolphins.

Well this isn’t good . . . the crocs were my favorite characters.

But for how long?

I’m not even sure why I thought this was funny, but it is.

Love all the little bones laying outside the pool in the last panel.

Where is O. Womble? Should be really basking in all this attention…after all; how many other times will Orinoco actually be a part of PBS?.What’s a “Womble”?

Those crocs must be a tasty sort.

Deese ees VERY sneeky fishies. At least I kno not to waist muney on ‘dolfin-free’ canned tunna now on.

Landshark!

How do you fit a dolphin in a wading pool?

So mean!

But I applaud them…

LOL xxx

Oh… The Inhumanity! How long must the world put up with the Zeeba’s murderous ways? How long?We all know that the Zeebas have depopulated the once verdant wildlife of the velts of Africa. Now, they have their Dolphin allies eating the flesh of their victims. I’m sure that they are making belts for themselves out of their entrails as they daub themselves with their blood… In all, 220,000 Crocs have perished in Dolphin pools and 240,000 in in the oceans, and for this reason no Zeeba may set foot in Croc’s Land today. Free the Crocs!Eliminate the Zeebas!

Too funny Stephan. lololol

The take-home lesson for us all:Swim! Be happy.

Hello? Something reminds me of ….do I need to say it?

Does this mean the “zeeba” guy won’t be back? (sheds tear)

how is Larry going to come back to life

You can tell Larry because he always has a beer can in his hand.

I love all the smiley faces on the side of the pool.

Nice Onomatopœia

I love the crocs ,but lets invite the Kardashians for a swim !!!

Do the Crocs come back to life or are they always different Crocs?

Enya, mmmmm, the perfect music to eat crocs to.

I’d eat Enya

What a Crock!

Dolphins like Cajun food – whouldathunkit?

http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine

‘Oopsy Doopsy’? Isn’t that a Patti Page song.

Yes me like crocs tooo. Me can hear crocs’ voices een head, and is NOT like kookee monsteer.

Thees comics verry funny.

I sure hope this isn’t a way to discontinue he crocs and zeebas. They are the only reason I keep reading this dumb strip.

They killed Larry auggghhhh

Croc’s seem to kick the bucket right and left in this strip but there’s always more of them.

Dolphins and Crocs = swarn emeniesDolphins and Zebra = best friends forever

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62

66 dead crocs.

88

That wasnt Larry…was it?

Okay, so maybe they have a taste for crocs.

All right! Maybe they just have a taste for crocs.