Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 20, 2013

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    legaleagle48  almost 12 years ago

    Soon he’ll be itching for some relief!

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 12 years ago

    time to bring out the calamine lotion

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    margueritem  almost 12 years ago

    He’ll need an ocean of calamine lotion…

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 12 years ago

    It takes a hardy fellow to wear a laurel like that.

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    Phatts  almost 12 years ago

    I hardly ever feel winnery.whinery, sometimes.OK, I admit it, whinery a lot of times.

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    Buckly34  almost 12 years ago

    “Winning” Wasn’t that trademarked by Charlie Sheen last year?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Hope Pig isn’t going to rest on his laurels.

    That would really be a rash move.
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    Bilan  almost 12 years ago

    Itchy lies the head that wears a crown.

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    amyhre2001  almost 12 years ago

    At least he didn’t wipe his butt with it.

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    pc368dude  almost 12 years ago

    Some Selsun Blue will fix the whole thing.

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    JGordonFan24  almost 12 years ago

    If Pig is the winner, I would hate to see who the ones he beat.

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    Sisyphos  almost 12 years ago

    The garland does not make the winner, Pig. It is nothing but a symbol. I’m not sure which of the ancient games used poison oak as its symbolic reward…. (Scratches head.)

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    lisapaloma13  almost 12 years ago

    Of course you’re feeling less winnery… it’s spring!

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    The poison oak remark came from a POISONED OAF!!

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    dreadlokz  almost 12 years ago

    Maybe instead of blabbing, Pig can take off the poison oak!

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    Arianne  almost 12 years ago

    Cue the Righteous Brothers! ♫♪♫♪♫ Pig’s lost that winnery feeling, oh that winnery feeling Bring back that winnery feeling, now it’s gone, gone, gone And he’ll just scratch on, whoh ohoh oh… (I never knew it was possible to be not allergic to it. What luck!)

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    specinss  almost 12 years ago

    Pig will need to see the doc to get a shot so that the rash will not spread into his eyes and cause blindness.

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    finale  almost 12 years ago

    Friend on riding mower with shorts, sandals and sunglasses goes off property by 5 feet and hits patch of poison ivy. 3 days in hospital due to inhalation/ingestion and skin exposure..“Funny” now (oh, OK; even back then it was somewhat humourous after we found out it he wasn’t going to die).

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    sarah413 Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Look on the bright side pig, at least your victory drink didn’t taste like burnt almonds.

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    puddlesplatt  almost 12 years ago

    taint funny if you’ve had it , can be real serious is your caught out in the boonies…

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    doublepaw  almost 12 years ago

    Use Windex!

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    orinoco womble  almost 12 years ago

    Pig’s tubby enough to feel Michael Winner-y.

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    banananananana  almost 12 years ago

    haha

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    Scott S  almost 12 years ago

    When I was in Basic Training the drill sergeant looked at one of the troops when we were in the field, asked him if he knew he’d camoflaged his helmet with poison oak.

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    Number Three  almost 12 years ago

    Oh Pig…

    LOL xxx

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    JP Steve Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    “We Extend This Laurel, and Hearty Handshake…”

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    Igo  almost 12 years ago

    I had a cousin who was immune to poison ivy. He used to lord it over all of his friends and make fun of them because they could get the rash, and he couldn’t. One day he picked a bunch of poison ivy leaves and rubbed them all over his face. A few days later, he found out that IMMUNE is not necessarily forever.

    His face blew up like a basketball. Everyone had a grand time with that.

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    I Go Pogo   almost 12 years ago

    Wow – thanks for refreshing my memory. I see a long evening ahead tonight settling back and revisiting some Jesse Winchester albums.

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