Transcript:
Pig: I think we have to start tying down our garbage lids at night. Rat: How come? Pig: Because we've got some animal going through our trash again. Rat: What is it this time? Dogs? Cats? Raccoons? Elephant: No one ever suspects elephants.
Sherlock Watson almost 11 years ago
Old joke::Q. How can you tell when there’s an elephant hiding in your refrigerator?:A. By his footprints in the cheesecake.
Templo S.U.D. almost 11 years ago
One time, Julius Marx (1890-1977) shot an elephant in his pajamas. How did the elephant get in Julius’ pajamas, we’ll never know.
Destiny23 almost 11 years ago
It’s about time this strip got a new recurring character. An elephant could be a fun addition. (Especially if he squishes Rat now and then!)
Kvasir42 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Over in Okinawa, you have to worry about crows (and mainland Japan as well).
jreckard almost 11 years ago
He even ate most of the research paper that I worked on all semester. Whoever it is, he can really pack a term paper.
PICTO almost 11 years ago
There is only one thing harder than trying to get a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen, and that is trying to get an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
Hmm, said the Great Detective; I suspect… an elephant!
Enoki almost 11 years ago
Oh the horror! Pastis has gone political!
William Taylor almost 11 years ago
Whaddaya get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros? Elliphino…… (Ell – i – pheyen – o).
joeshmo30 almost 11 years ago
O-o was not expecting an elephant…
uniquename almost 11 years ago
Well that’s easy to solve, get rid of the electricity wires :)
puddlesplatt almost 11 years ago
Pickens must be good looking at his (her) size?
hariseldon59 almost 11 years ago
Officer Potus has fallen on hard times.
Enoki almost 11 years ago
TTM… Once again the concept of sarcasm and hyperbole has escaped you. My comment was of the sort of self-depreciating humor Steven Pastis himself often uses in this strip. I thought that because of that it was an appropriate twist to today’s panel when taken as indicated above.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 11 years ago
@Number Six—And Pig doesn’t suspect pigs!
BTW, has anyone seen Zebra?
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I wonder if NJ Governor Christie enjoyed this kartune!
Les Gray almost 11 years ago
trash talk again
ArfArf88 almost 11 years ago
So that’s how elephants grow so big.
155088 almost 11 years ago
Don’t you read these comments, Pastis? Get the &%#@ off Rat and give us more CROCS..
Godfreydaniel almost 11 years ago
Jaws: “You’re gonna need a bigger boat.”Rat: “We’re gonna need a bigger trap.”
bubjerryk almost 11 years ago
This sounds like a flimsy excuse on a crime lab TV show – “Bones outside my house? Must be the ravens!”
route66paul almost 11 years ago
Believe me, those plastic knobs in the old VW bugs could get cccccold!
Number Three almost 11 years ago
I’d keep that to yourself if I were you.xxx
davbart92663 almost 11 years ago
How do you make an elephant float?
A glass of Root Beer and 2 scoops of Elephant.
hitek1st almost 11 years ago
Grammar Nazi here. There is a real word, it’s not a contraction either, that people still use occasionally. It’s ‘WHY’. Look into it.
Lamberger almost 11 years ago
>To stamp out burning ducks.
Oh, be kind to your fine feathered friends/That duck might be somebodies mother/….
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 11 years ago
@Lamberger—Probably not Phil Robertson’s mother!!
knight1192a almost 11 years ago
Guess he got kicked off the police force after they discovered he was working for the crocs and trying to get Zebra to be their meal.
Reppr Premium Member almost 11 years ago
He’s right, you know. I never suspected elephants.
naturally_easy almost 11 years ago
How do you catch an elephant?
First you need a pair of binoculars, a set of tweezers and a jar. Look at the elephant throught the wrong end of the binoculars (which makes everything look small). then pick of the small elephant with the tweezers and put it in the jar.
tiger2349 almost 11 years ago
The Elephant has a point. You don’t suspect cows either. You can suspect giraffes because they’ll come crashing through their roof.
Phil (full phname Philip Philop) about 6 years ago
NO ONE EVER SUSPECTS THE ELEPHANTS
Comicfan (C) over 2 years ago
“Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition!” – iToons